Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

Why is Fox Sports trying to save ESPN?

This is actually a genius diversion on the part of the Padres. Cardinals fans will have no idea what to do when they find out that the guy stealing signs from them is kind of a cop.

Oh! So you’re saying that it’s *possible* that I was calling Tillman a dick(I wasn’t), so you’ll cover that base in such a way as to imply that I was.

This is precious.

Hi guys, this is only very tangentially related but my friends and I came across this VHS at a house party in Lake George when we were 17 or so and my greatest fear is that not enough of the world has been exposed to it.

RIP

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

As it happens, Ryan isn’t even a Trump supporter. He’s just the only unincarcerated man in Buffalo who can complete a sentence.

he had blood on his sock once.

Brooklyn-based bartenders are famously unbiased and unpretentious sources for these sorts of debates.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

Give him some credit then. “Too smart” is a criticism not often aimed at Deadspin commenters.

Nobody hates the Cardinals because they sublimate their egos for the betterment of the team. People hate the Cardinals because their expression of ego is that they are better than everybody (not physically, but morally) because they are a “team”. They aren’t sacrificing their ego. They are stroking it.

“Thankfully, the Rockets are a big mess who can only ever play together as a unit for short stretches before they dissolve into a bickering mess. The Warriors didn’t need their talisman to dispatch the Rockets 115-106. Houston has as much talent as they did last year when they made the Western Conference Finals, but…

I guarantee you would get sick of me posting about getting kids to finally figure out how to properly solve quadratic equations if I did it literally every fucking day and did corny-as-fuck shit like taking pictures of my classroom door with captions like “CLOCKIN’ IN” or “THE ONLY FLOOD IS THE MATHEMATICAL ADRENALINE…

JJ Watt is that guy who always posts they are going to the gym on facebook.

What an irrelevant “point" to make.