A Career Snipped Short

I really hope you spent a lot of time looking up all those cities’ rainfall numbers and roof situations to totally misunderstand the point.

Man, the Rangers’ PR person is an idiot!

I have. It’s shit.

My entire position is that it’s not that hard to take care of a dog. Read over my stuff and tell me where I said cats are horrible.

Arms Wide Open is the perfect karaoke song. That’s all I got.

Are you fucking your cat?

I haven’t said anything about cats. I said the stereotype that cats are mean is more common than the stereotype that dogs are mean. Please, please, please stop projecting.

Yeah, but they do have a lot of shiplap in Waco. That’s not so bad.

You make things difficult for yourself by being willfully obstinate. Somehow, millions of people manage it every single day.

God, man, I’m not a Dodgers fan. Like at all. Great casual racism, though, I had to look that one up.

The more words you use, the dumber your argument becomes. I’m bowing out of this race to the bottom.

So is the post-season his fault or not? You’re arguing two sides of the same coin. It’s only personal glory for him and he needs to win more in the playoffs to be a truly great pitcher, but it’s also the Dodgers who aren’t good enough to win a title so he needs to go to a better team. Do you understand that you’re not…

Well, what a boring point to make.

It seems like personal glory is the only thing you’re concerned with here. Which is fine, but how do you think better post-season performances would diminish his personal glory? You don’t seem to have an actual point.

Well, he’s winning baseball games for the Dodgers, so do you want to come back now?

They’re mean? Yeah, that’s not a stereotype about cats, everyone totally says that about dogs...

Bro, have you even dogged before?

But the result is the same as if he had punched him softly. Optics aside, Bautista didn’t get injured. If he had gotten hurt, then there would be grounds to say that in a results-based punishment system, the punch would warrant a harsher result.

Are we talking about a fight in baseball right now or the thing you want to compare it to with another set of rules?