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I’m having a tough time sympathizing with a grown man who can’t tell another grown man that, “No, we’re going to Chili’s for this or we’re not doing it.” Or one that makes terrible bets about the timetable of a stadium being built.

Good thing you’re going for quantity instead of quality.

Well, this is sad.

Have you ever even had mac & cheese, you troglodytic philistine?

Throw in $20 and I’ll take it.

Stretch.

My nephew does this when he learns a new word, too.

At this point, I think they should trot out Seguin in goal and see what happens. The extra padding would keep him safe.

*whispers* he skated today, Lindy is running the long con

What’s your stance on what makes a superhero blockbuster worth watching?

The Stars are paying $10+ million for their two goalies...it’s not ideal.

The amount of comments saying that this list needs to include deodorant/toothpaste/etc. suggests there are some smelly men with an inability to contextualize lists reading this site.

Elliot made game 5 look much better than it was for the Blues. I’m a Stars fan, and I hope they play more like they did in game 5 than they did last night, because Dallas outshot St. Louis 12-3 in the 3rd in game 5. In all of game 6, the Stars had 14 shots. Hitch would be crazy to go away from Elliot.

Next sentence makes mention of the supervisor responding to the scene, but nothing of Fisher. On its own, the sentence you’re quoting doesn’t actually mean Fisher showed up. It’s vague enough to describe the actions and demands of Pender without saying anything as to what happened next. “He refused to walk to the…

That’s not clear at all from the story...it doesn’t seem to be mentioned in the body.

There are two different headlines going on with this story, and the one on Deadspin’s home page makes it seem like Jimbo Fisher showed up.

“he probably cause affidavit released by Tallahassee police”
“Pender told the officer ‘we were just wresting’ and”

Y’all just published like 3,000 words about James Dolan’s band.

I’m a Rangers fan, so I was a little wary of Houston’s success last season. This seems like an overcorrection, and I think they’ll come in somewhere a little worse than last season at the end due to this start. The west is so competitive this season (seriously, M’s and Rangers fan?) that the Astros have their work…