Yeah, I think you’d end up with a team in Cedar Park or Georgetown that nobody in Austin proper would be bothered to drive to, essentially turning it into the Rangers’ location issue on steroids.

Yeah, I think Austin is apathetic to sports, and when you couple that with UT athletics already being entrenched in the city through stadiums and culture, no matter how weak as it’s become, I just don’t see how a pro team in any sport outside of stand up paddleboarding would attract anywhere close to enough people.

For sure—I was thinking more just from a cultural standpoint, and you know way more about what it would take to just get to where I was launching from. I’m in Dallas, so there’s not exactly love for SA, but I was down there for the USA/Mexico game last year, which was electric, and the Spurs have never lacked for…

We’re not really talking about the same things, but I believe you.

Why are you salty about this?

How is this your argument? That’s like saying that the guy who beat you up is a weakling.

I think for the Astros, it’s about the product. It’s unfortunate they’ve taken a big step back this season after their success last season. The park’s location and amenities are solid. They just need to consistently field a good team.

What year did this happen? I don’t have an encyclopedic memory.

You son of a bitch

Why does a helmet factory have classes?

Yeah, man, I sure do!

How would an echo chamber keep me warm? Do sound waves make you warm and cold? Thanks for editing in such apt imagery, I was just a snowflake before, but now I’m a warm snowflake.

You stopped being sarcastic at the end, so it’s more like your dentures fell out right when you went to chew. Neither of us have lives, we’re commenting online!

Why does Kasich deserve intelligent criticism from a series specifically designed to tell candidates to fuck off? I don’t get scientific on the wind when it slightly rustles my shirt.

You almost got all the way through two sentences being sarcastic, but then your anger took hold five words from the end and you slipped. So close, bro!

Why are you doing this?

That dude is 40.

I’ll give it to you. I was envisioning Smithville, for what it’s worth.

Very un-aggie of you.