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Ehh, of the sexist comments I’ve heard at work, it’s been close to an even split between complete assholes and otherwise alright guys who didn’t realize they were being a dick. Some people don’t think things through, or it honestly doesn’t occur to them because of how lucky they’ve been.

Here’s the description of the TP from the web page;

“Won Chipotle Lawsuit” sounds like a producer-driven job description for a Bachelor contestant.

Seriously speaking, does sensitivity training have any other purpose other to cover a company’s ass? What “training” is going to help an established, deeply seeded racist, misogynist, etc all of the sudden see the light and magically let go of their hatred. “ well, you know, officer Burke did repeatedly beat the

And let us not forget that a burrita gets only 78% of the guacamole as a burrito, despite having the exact same ingredients.

Why can’t Chipotle just own up to it? I hope they release a true apology statement and fix this...

I want to see your long-form birth certificate.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

#JusticeForArchie

C.A.’s MOM???

I don’t know why I’m extra annoyed about the fact it had to be a PINK sweater. This video hit the sexism jackpot. Disgusting.

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.

Forget about the absurdity of the concept. Can we talk about the fact that she turns the thermostat down to 5* C (41* F) and all she puts on is a fluffy pink sweater? That temperature is the opposite of sexy, she requires several more layers.

Yep. A couple NYEs ago, we were out early and in our way home saw the youngins headed out. The girls were universally in teeny cocktail dresses and SUPER high platform heels. They would have looked adorable if there weren’t all shivering and blue in Chicago in winter. My eldest son tried to call me out on “slut