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That’s what I was wondering. Wtf? Even if the poor girl had “not a virgin” tattoo’d on her forehead, still none of Rep. Dye’s damn business.

My mom told me you could tell who had lost their virginity because their butts would suddenly get bigger.

To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intended, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

I agree I secretly extremely unhate Stars are Blind. I definitely listened to it on repeat a few times. Shhh please don't tell my cool friends!!

They are usually the “not so balanced” archetypes who *really* wanted to be a “real” leo, yet were deemed unfit in one or more ways.

(There have been many reports of those in this classification over-reacting. Seems to point towards the utilization of non-lethal subdue tools for such.)

I think he doesn’t have empathy for the poor. He is a true “bootstraps” story and the ~*aMeRiCaN dReAm*~ come to life. I think he thinks that other poor people should just do what he did. And he believes that because it’s what was fed to him and his family.

So he decided to conceal his poor origins by doing everything he could to make it clear that he lacks the slightest bit of empathy for the poor?

. . . okay? I think you may have been confused by Ms. Swift’s highly subtle use of irony.

It’s a low-paying, low-status job; it doesn’t attract the best people. Also, universities near bad neighborhoods train their cops to have an “armed camp” mentality. That said, Johns Hopkins, which is in the part of Baltimore immortalized in THE WIRE, has zero minority deaths and has gone years without even a shooting.

a settlement that also requires the college to provide an undergraduate education to his 12 children

Yesterday I stumbled upon the fact that Martin Shkreli and Lin Manuel Miranda attended the same high school at the same time.

Kill Shkreli’s work of genius. Marry “Stars Are Blind,” because I secretly and shamefully rather like it. Fuck “Jam (Turn It Up),” because I’ve never heard of it before but think I could tolerate it for one night.

dropping sick beats like he drops sick customers

A guy asked me out: he was in my class, handsome and funny, very clever. We dated, and at each point I felt under so much pressure to conform to his ideal person. He would get pissed for petty reasons, denigrate me, a few times he physically hurt me during sex way past the point of enjoyable. He was completely

I’m a student at Geneseo. I didn’t know any of the people involved, but I did live on the same street where it happened. It’s really shaken everyone at the school. Administration has been as kind and helpful as they could possibly be in a situation like this. But I’m angry.

I’ll never forget when I was dating this man three years ago and one day he proceeded to get strangely aggressive toward me and controlling. I looked him in the eye, tried my best not to look scared and proceeded as normal with cooking, and he backed off of his “weird mood.” But I felt like I escaped something. Then

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.