whats wrong with 2016??? i want it to be over already.

Now the fact that the Eagles put off accepting their Kennedy Center Honors so that Glenn Frey could be there feels extra sad.

Autoimmune disease can go fuck itself right alongside cancer.

This is not a good time to be a singer in your 60s.

Plus, MPG was on Franklin & Bash! Where he was Zack Morris, but all grown up and a lawyer!

Meanwhile, no-one dares speak the words ‘Lark Voorhies’

Top notch trolling. Gotta make it seem like you’re unravelling a bit or it’s just not believable.

When I was like 8 I changed my name to Stephanie for a few weeks and forced my family to only call me by the new name. I even got a letter from my (local) grandmother addressed to Stephanie LastName. Pretty sure I was inspired by this vid in particular <3

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

All this really accomplished was remind me of my love for Juicy J and that I was too young for Stephanie’s sweet outfit in ‘90.

This video needs more Bunko and Skinnygirl margaritas.

Oh my goodness yes they are, especially from vaginal births. Covered in cheese and goo and their little faces all smooshed. Still the most beautiful sight in the world, but they look like cannibal gnomes.

How could you say that to me???

My mother once told me that I had been the ugliest baby she had ever seen. Then she paused a bit and went ‘You look fine now though’.

Pfff, I’ve had two and they sure are. You just don’t care because you’re so happy they’re out. With my first he was covered in meconium, and yes. That is fetus poo, and it is gross.

Thank goodness humans don’t have to lick their babies clean like cats.

Yeah, my husband likes to complain that he was really uncomfortable sleeping on the pull-out couch in my room after my emergency c-section. I feel for the guy.

I know it’s stereotypical to say, but ugh, men.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.