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HAHAHAHAHA, no. Don’t take this the wrong way, but you are wrong and you have bad taste.

I don’t know if Gwen+Blake are fake or just a bad friend-rebound, but I will find peace with it as long as they promise not to release any music together. PROMISE RN

Yeah, to me this seems like it’s a classic case of finding someone who’s nothing at all like your ex to exorcise their memory. For the most part, I think people have one of those, realize that the person is too opposite, and then go on to date people sort of like the ex but not too much.

Pharrell’s, “Someone fetch my smelling salts. I do believe I have the vapors.” blinking is so killing me.

Rolling Stone:

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual

I think you don’t understand the pot law that Ohio voted down.

Ohio will legalize pot, as early as next year, but it won’t write an oligopoly into the state constitution to do it.

But how Democratic are the Democrats in Kentucky? Most of the South only recently (within the past 10 years, less in some states) reached majority GOP levels in state legislatures, but that doesn’t mean they’ve been putting forth progressive policy. More often than not, these are old-boy dems who are only in the party

I live in Kentucky and am devastated over this. Jack Conway is pretty terrible for a Democrat but still would have been the lesser evil. My husband and I just found out our oldest son is autistic, and we have been talking about moving out of state for a while. Now seems like a good time. I grew up in Ohio, and we had

would like to “eliminate the magnets that attract illegal immigrants,” whatever that means

Cockfighting rally. Cock...fighting...rally. I’m just going to imagine a bunch of flailing dicks, as I’m thinking that’s not too far from the truth.

Thank you so much for saying this!

Same. I hate it and I LOVE sex. Sexual contact. Sexual penetration, etc. The idea is a turn on but I’ve never personally enjoyed it with any partner, “great” or lousy. It’s just not sexy to me on me.

I don’t have kids and I don’t really know how PTAs work, but I assumed the T bit meant there was some sort of involvement from school employees, no?

“Look, we’ve got a serious problem here. A lot of boys don’t think careers in a STEM field are cool. What can we do to fix that?”

My sister used to practice a “pretty cry face”

WAIT you are like the fifth person to reference jamberry and hands together in the same post - is a jamberry just a hand party? I thought it was like a terrible hippie music festival but in someones back yard??

Will this tell the person “You already invited her and she left the group so don’t put her back in” so that I don’t keep getting fucking Jamberry invites?