So, the protocol in place for a suspected explosive is to stand around and look at it. Good to know.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

I seriously want to know their reasoning for not calling in the bomb squad if they were so concerned that his clock was a bomb and not, you know, an actual clock.

I know it’s beside the point but I do kind of like that these people’s understanding of what bombs look like seems to begin and end with Roadrunner cartoons.

like, i’m so glad this is happening but....i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested.

I still can’t get over Detective Dipshit “Well, it looks like a movie bomb to me.” Was it a Looney Tunes movie, sir? Is that where you’re getting your education from?

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

This makes ZERO sense. If they really thought it was a bomb, why didn’t they evacuate the school? That’s the only reaction appropriate for a real bomb threat. It sounds like they just wanted to teach the brown kid a lesson. I’m so glad so many people are reaching out to support him, because his school sure as hell…

See, I knew more good stuff would come from this. Awesome!! Fuck those teachers! Keeping building stuff dude!

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

It’s very useful for traveling (which I do quite a lot of) but you have to learn how to read the reviews. Unless there are a lot of them (and I do look at the hidden ones), I don’t trust the gushing 5-stars. The 4-star reviews (or lack, thereof) usually tell the real story.

allegedly wearing a swimsuit, wooly hat, and prosthetic penis.

i don’t care how many articles you write about this, and i don’t care how many people will reply to this and say “no, a similar thing happened in [insert place here]”

This stuff is just craziness in a bottle. I do not get it.

I love this cartoon because it was what sprang to mind the day the FedEx guy came to my old job. The door opens in, so we have a “push” sign on it, which I guess he missed because he grabbed the handle and pulled. Then pulled again. Then pulled reeeeeeeealllly hard — like he was leaning back and straining. Then he…

I WOULD MURDER

Fuck Dave; that sounds like the best menu ever.

How do people like the guy from the Burrito Bell story manage to put pants on each day?

full rail of tickets, manager comes back asking, “are you guys busy?” “no, these are just flashcards for our russian literature class.”. I’d been saving that one for about a year.

I worked at McDonalds long ago... I had several customers who would conclude their drive-thru orders with “that’s to go” — like they would if they were inside. It’s kinda irritating, because — am I going to expect them to eat it in the drive-thru lane or something...

One day, I’d kind of had it — I hear the “that’s to…