I would just like all fake people to know that they’re very welcome to send me a check if that’s what they’d like to do. I will not look down on any offers of checks.

Two billion Asian people with the requisite performance experience and abilities and interest to appear in a major film?

It’s about actor availability and interest; it’s about budget and who’s asking for what; it’s about pleasing the studio and “so-and-so owes us one more movie, you need to find a role for her in this” or “we’re thinking of so-and-so for another giant movie later next year but first we need to see how he does in an…

Mine about myself are worse than anyone else’s could be, but at the same time I don’t really have the constitution for endless criticism from others. Like, if Peeple does become a thing, I think I very literally might die. I honestly and truly don’t think I could stand to read so many bad things about myself (and of…

You make a good point, but it’s hard to know how some fabrics are going to take dye, and then if it doesn’t work out it’s of course unreturnable. Worth a try if the dress is cheap enough. (though I guess the cheaper it is, the less likely it is to have the sort of fabric that takes dye well. AH, LIFE!)

Maybe you should invest some of that $235 in a better iron instead, if the one you own now tries to tussle with you.

I tried on a shapeless beige dress yesterday, and the fit was FANTASTIC! It was like a magic dress that turned into something beautiful as soon as you put it on. (I did not however buy it, because no matter how many times I pretend it’s gonna be different, beige makes me look like a corpse.)

My understanding is that it’s because the Coca-Cola Company is based in Atlanta, so the locus of “coke” as a generic term is supposedly Georgia.

…whoooooaaaa, though.

Woooooow. That may be even worse than I imagined. Were their families cringing? If I tried to pull a stunt like that at my wedding, my mother would have crawled under the cake table.

I think we should immediately retire all variants of “some of my best friends are —” and replace them with a simple “I’m not ethnocentric hor.”

The only thing that gets me through those moments is thinking “this is going to be such a good story.” WHAT WERE THE SONGS?

Counterpoint to your argument about the last 3 seasons: Raul Esparza.

It’s not “harsh.” The argument here is not that they erred in the degree of their response. They erred in the very nature of their response. There’s no gentle-enough way to do something that should not be done in the first place.

So we should teach students at a young age that we’re all to be held accountable for our relatives’ behavior?

@Vulcan Has No Moon linked to that article…hopefully that one can be revoked, too, then, if U. Mass. can gather the necessary evidence.

ugh. of course. What a thoroughgoing creep. Well then I guess if that can be more firmly documented, maybe he could be stripped of that degree too.

Exactly. This is some first-rate man-whining, to start worrying over traction alopecia from a hairstyle they’re all going to be tired of a year from now anyway.

That, unfortunately, is a real degree, not an honorary one. Word is that U. Mass. let him claim a lot of his entertainment work for credits, so it is a little fishy, but it’s still an actual degree. I think the only way to rescind that one would be to establish that he committed academic malfeasance.

my thought as well!!