The sun is no friend to the ginger complexion.

Yeah, these are good points as well. It’s not an easy call.

I would rank Octomom as worst only because it seemed never to occur to her that, once having all these children, she might need some means to support them.

I don’t think it’s insane to have a baby “for” your child if you’re doing so because of a personal belief on that children should have siblings/do better in larger families, or whatever. That’s the kind of family planning decision parents make all the time. I do agree that it’s insane to have a baby at a child’s behest…

The city of New York does not put up a giant Christmas tree in Central Park. Are you talking about the tree at Rockefeller Center?

Bachelorette party gift??? JEEZ, Princess sure does like her presents.

Yeah, it seems like a misuse of the word “cheat,” which suggests the violation of some kind of rule. If the rules of your marriage don’t stipulate monogamy, than in what way, exactly, are you cheating?

We started at 7:20. IT WAS SO AWFUL.

Girl, even current Doug Pitt is hotter than current Brad Pitt.

In (B) are they just dinner dates, or will there be groping?

This explains so much. I was once at an airport kiosk Starbucks (i.e., already a limited menu) in line behind this woman demanding a “Thin Mint Frappuccino” and getting super-testy at the barista who had no idea what she was talking about.

It is indeed a pretty big deal, and that particular mother I think deserves some disdain, for watching her child get a “horrible sunburn” TWICE after using a product and somehow still coming to the conclusion that it would be wise to use that product a 3rd time.

That’s JoBeth Williams. (and Glenn Close, and Jeff Goldblum…just in case.)

She also ordered that the kids be kept away from each other in detention. This woman is demented.

There’s still massive skepticism NOW.

It’s AMAZING how quickly things that sound insane become de rigeur in Wedding World. I hear people throwing around “the bachelorette trip” now as if a 5-day vacation with your friends to Napa pre-wedding were as natural as breathing.

Let it never be said that they didn’t really work on their marriage.

Yep—that’s why they sat there on the steps for a few minutes in full view of the shore politely exchanging a few words but not really doing much of anything. It was their scheduled 10-minute pap session.

Being psychotic is a different issue—psychosis relates to misapprehension of/dissociation from reality. This would be psychopathy, not psychosis.

Oh gosh, listen, please don’t. This is chiming a lot of bells for me right now especially, because it’s now been exactly one year—4th of July weekend last year—since probably my lowest point in a decade. I really, really did not want to go on—I felt financially helpless, professionally trapped, and my marriage was in…