I wasn’t one, actually, though I’ve always had a weakness for the subject, especially technology history and its close cousin, military history.

I had no idea Jostens makes the rings. Did they also commemorate the winning season with a yearbook? And more importantly, were they any players who refused to (or quietly ducked out of) signing a teammate’s yearbook? I need to know.

Historically, of course, the Cavaliers lost to the more-disciplined, erm, warriors of Cromwell in the English Civil War, the Roundheads; and “cavalier” passed into the language in a not very flattering way. To this day, close-cropped hair and serious mein, and long hair, foppishness, and overcooked palace manners, are…

The worst thing you did was forget that Tony Gwynn was a better hitter than Ichiro.

Full Kit Wanker

On Monday’s premiere, the takes weren’t hot.

I love that you’re getting shit for having the audacity to say the dick face that’s tailgating should stop... Guess we now know who here likes to tailgate when other drivers don’t do what they want..... Raggggeeeeeeee :)

Wuthering Heights of Stupidity

You see, this is funny because the Royals didn’t make the playoffs from 1985 to 2014. George Smith is suggesting that no Royals fans existed in that time period.

One of my favorite books as a kid was Caps for Sale. I was not a cool kid.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

And remember, the Monica Lewinsky thing happened because Starr was tasked with pinning the Whitewater scandal on Bill Clinton and he couldn’t, so he went on a fishing expedition.

So why did ESPN publish this story? Jealously that the NFL has another propaganda arm?

Also, Dude, Jap is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

i think you’re really burying the lede here — mays’s throw from 10 miles away in center field to hold the man on second to a single base (helped, yes, by doby’s assumption that he wouldn’t even make the catch, necessitating a tag up) is the goddamn impressive part.

Definitely right. Talking to D.C. sports fans about their playoff chances is like talking to new parents,* just full of hope and optimism about the future! No negativity at all.

Counterpoint: Harpo Marx.

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

Sure, all true. But Trump’s potential genius is marrying that carefully curated GOP racism with populist economics.