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“Curt Schilling approached us, but we passed.” - burly women stopped on their way to the bathroom by Curt, self-appointed Bathroom Gender Security Guard and Genital Inspector

That is definitely terrible and those guys are complete idiots, but does Deadspin really need to call out every random, nobody dumbass that says something offensive at a sports event? Obviously there are plenty of jackasses out there, but devoting an article to each of them is just easy, lazy clickbait in my opinion.

I was absolutely shocked and appalled by their vulgar behavior. No one around them appeared to take them to task or call them out. Neither did I. Wouldn’t want to get in the way of a good viral clip.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

NEVER EVER FORGET.

Liberals are always telling people to be tolerant until they disagree with someone’s dedication to an ideology that resulted in the murder of 9 million people. I’m so sick of the PC police telling me which genocidal fascists I can’t condone.

Because if you were to put her first, you’d be out of the race immediately, and the other three would have no one to race and no incentive to push. Any team with a noticeably worst runner is going to put her fourth.

Always opt for Heisenberg's car if you can. That way when the police measure your speed, they can no longer locate your position. No more tickets ever.

What must Steve do?

If everyone mispronounces your name but you, are they really mispronouncing it or are you?

Last time I suggested a soft-swap like this I ended up single.

Those are real men right there! They definitely raced in those conditions because it was cool, not because it was the best they could do.

I loved the news. The news helped highlight the relationships between the three guys, which was the best part.

You nailed that joke.

[crossfit joke here]

Well, he was very well hung...