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Only after my two hours journeys in which I started in “teen” and somehow found my way to “bbw grandma gangbang”

Roger Goodell decrees that henceforth, players shall not receive neck injuries, and any player caught suffering one will be fined under the League Personal Conduct policy.

The Aston Villa squad is taking a different approach. They are catfishing 16 year old girls by posing as soccer players.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

The short sleeve-tie combo only works at 1960s Mission Control.

You’re missing the most important point: Yes, Compacts were shitty 40 years ago. But ALL CARS were shitty 40 years ago. ALL OF THEM.

“But, but, what about the (insert desirable old car here)? It was amazing and beautiful and better in every way than new cars!”

Nope. It was shitty.

That 40 year old Porsche 911? Shitty.

Ounce a Runner

You realize this, everything you’ve typed here, is exactly what Deadspin is right? Smugly mocking, well, everything? That’s what you do.

I acknowledge that Cam is a good QB, but I find his attitude and self-absorption insufferable. I think there were plenty of examples of this from this game, particularly his tantrum after that 3-24 play in the 4th quarter.

+1 Municipal bond issue

They can probably get San Francisco City Hall to pay for it.

I made a general for here for you.

“How can someone POSSIBLY be famous if I’VE never heard of them?” — Assholes

Stock Market is heavily regulated and there are very clear cut rules about what is legal and what is illegal with regards to day trading and other stock market activities.

“If a major 8+ Richter Scale earthquake hit the Bay Area an hour before SB 50, does the game go on? What if it’s at kickoff, halftime or whenever?”

“My business professor just gave our class of 30 students an exam with this extra credit question:”

Well, in the words of Adam Savage, “THERE’s your problem!” Business schools are populated by the sorts of fuckheads who took the marshmallow and refused to wait the 15 minutes as four-year-olds.