Forgot one.

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

Well if you’re going to steal, Samer, steal from the best.

IF THE SAFETY IS PLAYING OVER TOP AND YOUR TIGHT END LOOKS LOST ON THE ROUTE

To compensate the Mets, the Browns are required to send Johnny Manziel to the Nationals.

I only wash my feet if I think I’m going to get my toes sucked.

Or John Podesta.

I really like that the NFL is going to limit them to 15 games in your scenario. It’s very fitting.

I know why I did: Autodraft.

A friend emailed me this about a week ago

Reading the article it appeared she’d missed the turn-off into the Walmart lot she was supposed to be in, and having missed it she’d gone deeper and deeper into the small local roads.

There’s a certain segment of sports fandom that believes that sports team ownership is a vanity project for billionaires which is artificially limited and protected from anti-trust laws all in the name of better serving the team’s fans, and that if the ownership has to degrade the team in order to pay decades worth of…

Oh, Josh Norman, you’ve just made life very complicated:

Trump inherited a lot of money from his father. 200 million in fact in 1982. If he invested that money and left it alone, he’d be worth 8.3 billion dollars. Today, he is worth 2 billion dollars. I know Trump supports do not like facts. They wouldn’t like knowing that no refugee Muslims have committed a terrorist…

(Professional Referee here)

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft…

Your comment actually qualifies more as a row than a column.

Not sure if you read all the way through and perhaps I’m misinterpreting here but the article says it was a judge’s ruling that was overturned, not a jury’s. It seems fine to me that if one judge gets something wrong that a decision can be appealed. I think judge’s decisions get appealed in the US too.

This just in: someone likes something i don’t. To the internet!

“Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed..., eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing ‘Hallelujah.’”