“Great joke!”
-2012

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

“That and more of your favorites in The Top 50 Jokes from 2011—in stores now!”

Oh shut up

Thankfully all of ESPN’s RedTube channels are still online.

A Hendricks G&T with cucumber is a thing of beauty, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I’m sure the Ravens will lobby the NFL to change the rules for what’s a legal swinging gate formation so that the Patriots can’t benefit from this again.

Look I can post memes, too!

Fuck anyone who laughed at Michaels’ joke, because it’s “so true”, and simultaneously longs for us to go back to when America was great - which, you know, is when taxes were higher, which most people who know what the fuck they are talking about believe contributed heavily to that greatness…

He’s implying that people pay more in taxes now than back when Belichick was starting out. As that graph points out, taxes have come down dramatically since those days. The thing that gets me is that the wealthy declared a class war on the rest of us with Reagan, won said war, but then pretend that they lost it…

:-Þ

I believe the absence of a thorn in German made printing presses is what graced us with the word ‘Ye’, which was just supposed to be ‘the’. ‘Y’s kinda look like thorns I guess?

Show me how I can “buy and hold” a hand in Blackjack in the same manner as I can “buy and hold” equity in a company that earns money and shares those profits with me, and I’ll agree with you. Are you day trading your 401k?

“you don’t want to insert yourself into the final result unless the act had bearing on the final result.”

You mean like how Seattle would have won if he had fallen on the ball, but instead he committed a penalty that should have given Detroit the ball 6 inches away from the goal line, with overwhelmingly good odds for…

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