"Billy Haisley complains about the lack of relegation in the MLS" should have its own subsite.

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

So, by all accounts there were three awesome games between four deserving teams, and the right one of them won the National Championship. That's awesome for fans of college football.

The gold standard for "lots of fucks" in a fiery locker room speech.

Addendum: People who know how to drive on snow think they know how to drive on ice.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

One hot take written 8 years ago and he can't write something to acknowledge how great Scott was without people like Greg being insufferable about it? I don't know how he actually felt about Scott, maybe they were cool, maybe not, does anyone here know? Probably not, but lets just act like jerks just because and call…

Yes, re-electing Dubya in 2004 did have consequences.

"Thank you. The NFL just seemed to freak out at all the ways 16, 4, and 8 can fit into 32 instead of actually having a division title be worth something."

Tell us about that all important stopping test.

The 6-6 teams from non-Power 5 conferences are: Middle Tennessee, UAB, Old Dominion, Fresno State, South Alabama, and probably Temple. Why do *any* of those teams deserve to go to a bowl game? UAB at #90 in the Sagarin ratings just beats out Fresno State at 93 and Temple at 94 with the rest in triple digits, I…

The Turks won't act because they don't really want ISIS, Assad, or the Kurds to be on their Southern border, so why stick their neck out to help any of them. From the Turk's point of view, it is better to just let them weaken each other. Iran on the other hand has a vested interest in protecting Iraq. The Shiite…

There's nothing to explain because you just made that up. Women's leagues don't ban male reporters from the locker rooms, that's just a myth.

lukewarm take. Peyton was reacting to a specific question about protection, which everybody bitches about; Griffin's team-wide castigation was unprompted. And yeah Manning can be a passive-aggressive prick and I'm generally an RG3 apologist to boot but this is some straw man shit

To be fair, Manning was crucified after that Pittsburgh game. Billick's quote is absurd, considering this Manning quote exists, but if your larger point is that RGIII is getting criticized where Manning wasn't, you're wrong. There were some SCORCHING hot takes on Manning after that.

People in DC seem to generally be taking the RG III thing so personally because they lifted him up as their savior and when he fucked that 10 ways to Sunday, they took it very personally. He's kind of a tool. Plus DC fans have basically supported a shit team for over a decade and now it's finally hit a point that…

Last of the Mohicans?

Oldest Living Confederate Widow?

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.