My dad used to sing the national anthem at minor events, and he's not bad at it. My grandmother (his mother) used to ridicule people who sang on TV all the time and my dad would call her out in a similar manner that you just called out Twitter. I always loved my grandmother's reply: "I'm smart enough to know I can't…

Can we just go back to singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame?

Americans will never attain this level of hooliganism until we adopt pro/rel.

I don't really get what you're trying to say here. Is this evidence that the pundits are bad, or that baseball has had a really unlikely flip of the coin this year? Both the Giants and the Royals were long shots to get into the world series, even after the post-season started. Are you seriously suggesting that anyone…

Why all of the ball-washing of Jurgen? Let me know the list of other great players who became great managers.

Because promotion and relegation does nothing except keep top-half hegemony in place.

Call me crazy, but I've never been a fan of people who feel entitled to heckle and treat athletes like shit. Over the years I've heard truly absurd things said to athletes in the stands which they would never say to anyone to their faces. Athletes are people with feelings too. The guy who threw the cup at Ron Artest…

Good luck finding the "white" corner from Bethune Cookman...........Boston fans are so racist they don't even know which schools are HBCU's.

yeah, I stopped going to Jalopnik after the whole article and jank-off comment thread following about how police should leave people driving 95 in a 25 zone alone.

The justice system in this country is outrageous. Ironically, people like you who are completely ignorant about the justice system, only make it worse. First of all, here's that "fat bitch":

That fat bitch got millions for hot coffee at Mickey D's. Coffee=hot. That case should've been thrown out.

It always bothers me when people mention this case. Seriously, do some research on this. She was in the right, and she didn't get "millions." I guess talking out your ass is easier than actually reading anything. Carry on.

Actually she got money because they were able to prove they were keeping the coffee much, much hotter than it needed to be, to the point that it caused 3rd degree burns almost instantly.

Hold on; a baseball joke about unwritten rules? Haven't heard that one before.

As a guy who helps athletes get scholarships at all division levels, I can tell you that one and two are complete horseshit. In fact, many DIIIs are now adding sports so people will PAY them to go there. They are making money off students to play sports, basically. There is far more money at the DIII level than any…

Dungy is in the media now. The media IS the distraction; as DS has noted the media complaining of the distraction is like the fart complaining about the smell. And he also has made a reputation for himself as a man who does the right thing, unpopular or not, as a man who isn't cutthroat and who is not willing to…

Cheering for Man City is like cheering for the Hessians in the Revolutionary War

Wisconsinite here. Went to Ohio State for my bachelors degree. Everyone I know from Ohio is smug about Ohio. It's a huge turnoff. (Oh, is Ohio the birthplace of aviation? I wasn't aware of that.) Plus Columbus is 75% hipsters and 25% hillbillies. Not a great combo.

wait, so this guy "learned on the internet, that it was OK to eat your own cum", I mean how does one learn that? Jerk off for the first time, look at the mess and google "what to do with a handful of cum"? Jesus Christ. Who has the internet but no Kleenex, toilet paper or old sock?