Rep. Mark Meadows would like to add to the record footage to him crying while watching “The Green Book”, proving once and for all that he isn’t a racist.

Imagine discussing this issue with Ben Carson while being stuck in an elevator. 

It amazes me that a guy like Cummings can count this chucklefuck as a friend.

And then his eyes got all glassy like he was gonna start crying!!!!! If that’s not white superiority complex I don’t know what is

Cummings basically reinforced Meadows’ belief that you can’t be racist if you have a black friend.

I’m guessing this is going to be like a Curb Your Enthusiasm style show. Whatever, I’m hear for it. Just hope Brenda makes an appearance.

Can’t, that’s the number of Surefire Intelligence. Also, you know what the best thing is about that whole revelation? Is that he literally has zero real life friends that he could have had help him pull off that scam by using their number instead, but had to settle for mother dearest’s.

read how Queen for Life Ivanka has liquified all Mexicans to make anti-aging cream

She’d have to admit it was extremely effective. Donald J. Trump became president of the United States due to such ratfucking.

Finally, I can speak more loudly when I’m in a hipster coffee shop.

Incel ... party of one ...

“Naw bro, that’s what roofies are for”

Also, Jesus Christ man, you’re fucking 21.

Somebody should call his mom to make sure he’s okay.

Banned from trading at 19.

He said he was planning to create “enormous left-wing online properties” that would “steer the left-wing votes in the primaries to what we feel are weaker candidates compared with Trump.”

Here’s an easy one.

“It’s-a me! Racist Mario!”

Yeah I don't believe he's upset by his loss especially considering his seemingly very sincere surprise to win anything at all. Just that a stupid and controversial white savior movie beat everything else.

I don’t know that Spike Lee was upset that he didn’t win so much as upset that Green Book won. Like if he had lost, but Roma had won, I don’t know his reaction would have been the same. He wasn’t visibly upset when Cuaron beat him for Director.