But what about the hanging chads from 2000?

“It doesn’t make me feel good to feel this way but they’re some of the biggest assholes in American politics,”

Splinter didn't exist during the 2016 election, dummy. 

F*ck You. I voted for Bernie Sanders in the primaries & Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential Election. Have never voted Republican. Am a registered member of the Democratic Party. I’m not a ‘Bernie Bro’ & am not going anywhere else. Again, F*ck You.

I didnt realize that Clinton flew commercial throughout her campaign

Rehashing the 2016 Democratic primary is SO dumb and tired. I’ve moved on to better, more enlightened thoughts, like rehashing the 2004 Democratic primary. Edwards Would’ve Won!

Whomever wins the Dem primary, I hope they actually visit and campaign in the Midwest and swing states this time.. even if they have to take a private jet to get there.

“Anti-Sanders?”

What America needs is to stop letting soccer mom airheads control the country.  If Hillary runs to enact vengeance on Bernie for “ruining her turn” I swear to fucking God I might lose my mind.  He would have won in 2016, he will win now.  Stay home and get drunk, Hillary.  

All I know is if you think Donald Trump, Elliot Abrams, Mike Pompeo, and John Bolton care about the people of Venezuela you are incredibly stupid an/or evil.  

Trump put Elliott Abrams in charge. That means the US policy is murder innocent women and children until a corrupt dictator is in place. America is an evil country to do keep doing this to the people of Central and South America.

She should have locked his lying ass up in solitary.

I definitely have noticed that I tend to subconsciously prefer the ones that are heavy on Bill Hader or rely on other cast members besides the two of them (ie The Artist is Present has Fred in it, but it’s the Cate Blanchett show and I really liked it). I think my knowledge that he’s not a good guy definitely puts a…

But he really loves the ending. Because a gay guy dies.

I agree completely. I’ve just never found him funny in anything.

Kept on waiting for that dog to have spicy explosive diarrhea on Spicer’s shoes. Never gonna get that 38 seconds back.

If it doesn’t, I’m gonna blame you for jinxing it.

No matter what happens during the primaries (and I’m thoroughly in the Undecided column for the time being), I hope that his campaign sets a new standard for how all elections (not just Presidential) are funded.

*tips hat to the sarcasm then settles to reality* Right now, after seeing several other establishment dems and not seeing anything I like... I think its going to be bernie for me in the primary. Unless someone more progressive than him shows up - I’m likely going to go with him. I won’t vote Biden in the primary,…

Two thumbs up for a revelatory use of sarcasm. Well done, sir.