This is amazing. I have a friend who is an ornithologist (yeah for real) and she will die when she sees this!

1. Her job is to teach early childhood education. And lack of professionalism IS a reason to be fired because if she was working as a teacher in a kindergarten, you bet that parents would be calling for her to be fired.

That’s literally Steven Moffat’s modus operandi. He consistently sets up interesting arcs that fail to pay off. River Song is emblematic of that. So far the only season of his that I’ve felt satisfied with by the end was his first (season 5), and even that was really setting up the next few seasons!

Rape a little boring to you? What, were you hoping for some bestiality maybe? Perhaps a little necrophilia mixed in? Too bad rape and deceit aren’t creepy for you. Just another Monday afternoon, I suppose. I really hope you don’t write Batman fan-fiction in your spare time.

The point isn’t to “protect rodents and birds from their natural predators,” it’s to keep natural predators such as foxes, minks, etc. from starving to death because cats, which are not natural predators and can actually out-compete those that are, have cleaned out the local populations of rodents, birds, and small…

Like, all those women in porn just looove black cocks. But when I whip it out in the middle of Walmart, suddenly they run away screaming. What am I doing wrong? Why don’t those bitches want to fuck me?

“Oh, theys gon be powerful mad now! Best you not rile them white folks up none!” WTF was that, a Samuel L.Jackson outtake from Django Unchained?

Or, Robert Rodriguez left his wife because he is an adult who makes his own decisions.

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Kewl asshat can’t defend the mysogonistic practices and highlighted in this article but wants to be sure their hate and fear of and for women shines through so insults appearance. In a super lame way.

This is EXACTLY like people that just have to be purposefully saying it CHIPOLTEY.

Say you have a friend named Reese.

Ruby is not authentic Andrews. I don’t even think the ghost writer went off of any of the outlines she wrote before she died when he wrote that shit show. I think the Dawn series was the last one that actually used Andrews’ notes and outlines. After that, it was a free for all of Andrews-esque crap. Except for the…

That...and it’s cool if you have a half uncle you find sexually attractive who lives in a cottage in a maze and makes toys and delicious sandwiches.

They are all little winged George Starks from a story in need of editing.

She got in trouble for fraud and endangerment, yep. Apparently you can get in trouble for selling fake drugs, though I don’t think the law is enforced too frequently. Most likely because not many people will report that kind of thing, “I tried to buy LSD from this girl but she only gave me paper and water!”.

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

Just because you’re forgiven doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have done the appropriate punishment and that’s where the whole story about the Duggers gets me. He was NOT appropriately punished for this. Forgiveness is only one side of the coin here. How they state that ‘oh we cooperated with the police’ but in all honesty…

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Ever notice that Milo Manara only has a few female expressions in his artistic tool chest including 'just about to perform fellatio' and 'in the process of performing fellatio'?