I said well-being. My well-being is certainly considered lower priority in a society that keeps trying to limit my ability to make decisions about my own reproductive health, continues to do little to stem the rape rates and leaves many rape kits untested, all while engaging primarily in victim-blaming media patterns,…

i have a stuffed animal platypus from the early 90s that i have fabricated an entire personality for. he has a boomerang business on ebay, hates junk food, gets frequent ear infections, and loves selena gomez. i know...im a sick person. but i love him!!

I'm sorry, but what were you expecting? Everyone to just be like "Sure, I also shake my children LOL"? People are horrified because it's dangerous and harmful behaviour - they're not picking on you to be mean, they're genuinely shocked. Just saying "but those are my weak moments, it's not as bad as you think!" is just…

My cat's meowing is definitely manipulative. He tailors the tone and pitch of his meowing to what he wants. He has a high pitched sad kitten meow for when he wants attention, and lower pitched, whiny, nasal and very annoying meow for when he wants to try to game us into giving him wet food off schedule, and other…

So basically they're more worried about how their country looks as opposed to how their country treats women. KAY. Sorry probably-dudes, but racist shitstains would have found a reason to hate you anyway. And women already know men can be just as dangerous in India or America. Misogyny is a global problem.

The fact that people just casually walk around America with guns on their person terrifies me. I'm a New Zealander living in Australia, and even with the drop bears I can't fathom it.

look, I Jill-off at least once a day and have an active sex life with my partner on top of that. But this is gross, she's not a heroine, she's nasty. This is as gross and offensive as if it were a man. And to 50 Shades? Ew, please.

It's kind of like you missed the multiple paragraphs and points at which the author pointed out that no matter how old you are, you operate as the child with your parent.

A virgin offers her opinion about sex.

I like this woman.

The writing is absolute dreck. Rarely have I seen books as fundamentally poorly written. But the subject matter is still bad, because it frames abusive behavior as a sexual kink. Imagine a book professed to be about someone with a foot fetish was actually about someone who stabbed people in the feet because he was…

First of all, let me apologize on behalf of the well educated population of Saudi Arabia. This guy obviously either purchased his degree from college or attended classes sleeping, and I'm really ashamed of him saying such a thing. He is one of those people who rely on bullshit claims and illogical arguments set by…

This is the same logic white people use when explaining their use of the n word. "It's not a word against black people, it's a word against ignorant people!" No. For the most part, when the word is used, it's either used from one black person to another or a non-black person calling black people niggers. You don't get…

That is the kind of flimsy bullshit argument that I'd make about the ethics of eating bacon. But this motherfucker? This motherfucker right here? Get the motherfucking fuck out of here. I cannot begin to start to remotely conceptualize a quantum of the conflict the mother of a child conceived as a result of rape must…

He says it like the "prosecutor" is just driving around at night looking for people to charge. Leaving out the fact that your wife would have to feel violated enough to bring the charges in the first place.

Dude only looks scrubby to you. Because, you know, he's black and you're a racist.

I come from one and let me tell you, in small towns out there in the "real America," in with all the god, grits, guns, and gravy there's a lot of meth, domestic violence, pre- and extra-marital sex, and -yes, I'll say it- even swearing... by golly.

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…

Somebody on the highway pulls out to the left to, say, overtake that semi these guys pass. This guy doesn't have time to react because he's going 208 mph on a PUBLIC ROAD, with OTHER DRIVERS. I don't care how talented you are, you cannot account for other drivers and what they are going to do. This is stupid, and they…

Only a moron would think that doing 200+MPH in traffic that's going 50-60mph is safe driving. Anybody with even the tiniest shred of driving talent would know that this is moronically dangerous. It's a public road, not a perfectly paved racetrack-there's always the possibility of random road debris, another driver…