Nope, not alone. And they will eat you, unlike a stupid human.

Why are we surprised? This is a guy who, as a young man, held down another boy and forced a haircut on him. As an adult and "bishop" in his district he was an asshole to women for whom he was supposed to be a spiritual advisor. He's never done anything to convince me that he isn't a flaming prick.

So this whole post is just your showing your ass... and your issues. Right. Moving along.

Saying that fat people need to "put down the cookies, stop complaining about a lack of plus sizes and go outside" isn't good advice, it's being an asshole.

Ok, let me break down your post for you, because I was so confused that I had to break it down for myself in an attempt to understand its purpose:

I know. It doesn't bode well for the future of the nation, to know that there are people who voted him into that position.

It's not modesty if you're constantly bragging about how modest you dress. Jus' sayin'.

Her youngest daughters give her a puzzled look because they've probably wondering who she is given how she doesn't raise her children, the four eldest daughters do!

If they're all slutty whores then how pathetic does that make the guy who faps to them whilst crying about how they're slutty whores?

Yeah, nope. It's not acceptable to go around using slurs like "whore". Sorry, but that's the way it is. Don't use misogynistic language.

He drove by another person and decided to get out of his car and pursue that person with his gun, and as so often happens when a dude has a gun, no sense of the value of the lives of other people, and a psychopathic urge to chase people with said gun, an innocent and unarmed person ended up dead.

Even if this is real, and even if it were any of this rando's business, and even if it were not just aggravatingly offensive.. The fat children are not fat bc they pig out on candy on Halloween more than thin children. One day a year did not lead to obesity in these children and abstaining from devouring a pillow case…

I have a deep suspicion that you've never seen the Buffy TV series, because quite a lot of your criticisms don't actually apply. She has weapons, because of course she does - crossbows, swords, stakes, a bazooka at one point (and, of course, her own mystically-endowed strength, stamina, and healing. Never to the point…

It isn't begging the question to presume that power dynamics which imprison individuals into roles as a consequence of their sex are not "the best way." We know there are other ways which do not do this which are implicitly better by virtue of enabling people to grow in all the ways available to them.

Dude, it's cool. You run a prostitution site for rich, shallow guys. Just be up front about how you think women just want money out of a relationship.

Yeah, I was like "Ummm, most prostitutes charge more than a burger and two beers at Chili's, dipwad. Even a dinner at Peter Luger's doesn't meet what I would charge. And I'd want cash, not something I can take home in a doggy bag."

I've had those horribly frustrating conversations with dudes, too. It usually ended in me saying something like, "But I can feed myself. And you can go fuck yourself."

Why do you think you're owed a beautiful woman when you are yourself not beautiful?

I'm down for this site. My requirement: one month's rent for a 15-minute coffee date. Paid in advance. Touching limited to a handshake. I'll even split the coffee bill cuz I'm a modern woman.

I mean, that's what they're looking for, right?