There is literally not anything you could ask him to do where he wouldn't respond by smiling and laughing hysterically.

Maybe they didn't realize that a prepubescent child not presenting as "feminine" enough would be considered sexually immoral or in conflict with her "God-ordained identity"? I haven't read anything about this kid identifying as gay or trans or anything else particularly "un-traditional," their sole problem seems to be…

Not to mention that if we're doing a rape analogy, this is not a didn't-look-both-ways-and-stepped-into-the-path-of-an-oncoming-car-that-couldn't-brake-in-time situation so much as a "didn't look both ways, driver intentionally swerves to run over you" situation.

And what about those cheeses that contain unpasteurized milk? What if a woman's downing all that dangerous cheese and unknowingly exposing her potential fetus to listeria?

I do not avoid men, but I…I do deny them my essence.

I never understood why people felt the need to yank loose teeth when they'll fall out painlessly on their own. I assumed the yanking would hurt and would never let anyone near me with their "why don't we just tie a string to the door and slam it!"

Look feminine, don't have short hair, don't have baggy "boyish" clothes, but don't wear too much makeup or anything too fitted or anything that shows too much leg or shoulder or chest or belly or otherwise reveals your feminine figure, or you're a whore.

OMG. I read a "misheard lyrics" article years ago that listed this lyric, misheard as "rising like a lepress"…but they gave the correct lyric as "leopardess." And for years, whenever the song plays, I try to parse the word into some jumbled form of "leopardess" (leop'dress? leapt'ess? Why would anyone try to squish…

Wow, well done Julianna Margulies.

First I had to listen to my male coworker - who never shuts up - try to teach me about my own job

The article I read said that the baby "suffered some minor scratches," so I'm going with option one.

Plus, when you aren't educated on a topic, anything seems possible. A woman I used to work with wouldn't take birth control because she thought it would make you permanently unable to have children, because her sister took birth control and then, when she was no longer on birth control, got pregnant and had an ectopic…

She's still in denial about the fact that there was ever anything wrong with her work ethic or that she ever did anything wrong. She's always had some excuse for everything (usually something like "but I was SICK" instead of "I couldn't get up at 6 am because I was out partying until 3 am"). When people call her on…

She grew up to be quite pretty. I never realized she had blue eyes. But then I also constantly confuse her with Jodelle Micah Ferland (Silent Hill, Kingdom Hospital), who also did a bunch of creepy little girl roles around the same time.

That study only looks at children ages two to five. The CDC still reports obesity having increased over the last 20 years in children six to eleven.

Stop tainting the name of my favorite X-Man.

Thought #1: I want to hear them sing a whole cover of "Drunk in Love." Awesome.

Does this assume no commute time? Because for working women I've trained and tried to help figure out workout schedules it tends to go more like this:

I think asking a woman "well why are you doing X instead of being with your kids???" can be problematic in general, but since she's specifically waving around the fact that she has kids and claiming that needing childcare is no excuse not to be as fit as she is, I think it's a fair question in this instance. Not all…

ME TOO