If you tell girls, as abstinence and "purity" educators do, that they are "used" and like a rose with no petals left or a dirty piece of chewing gum if they lose their virginity before marriage, you have already sent those girls the toxic message that they are damaged and it's a message that you don't get to take…

If the money from album sales isn't paying those people, where exactly do you think the money to pay them is coming from?

Drag queens, when in drag, are putting on a female persona and use female names, so when they're in that persona they're usually referred to as "she" to go with the rest of the package. Basically I call my drag-going friends "he" when they're dressed as men by day and "she" when they're dressed as women by night.

As someone who has been unsuccessfully trying to find homes/a rescue for stray kittens for almost six months now, I can't believe there are "rescues" out there that are rehoming pets that already have a place to go.

Haha, I actually did forget about Voldie vs. Dumbledore. OotP is probably one of my least-reread of the series due to the capslock. But like you said, probably not really feasible for Harry to go toe-to-toe with Voldemort in the same way.

Yeah, I think this is a fair point. Plus, given the way Rowling's magic works, a fight between wizards is really just them shouting spells back and forth, and it's hard to draw that out very long or make it very interesting on the page. Especially because logically, in a death match they're not going to be throwing…

My favorite part is him touting his Christianity while referring to non-believers and anyone else he dislikes as "Godless twats," pussies, fatasses, shitheads, etc, etc. So much inspiring moral high ground there.

I did something similar when I was on OkC, I changed mine to the Austin area because I was traveling down there a lot and thought it would be fun to go on some dates while in town. I had the same experience, toooooons of messages but obviously the majority were just looking at the pretty pictures and not reading the…

I kind of want to grow up to be your grandfather.

My grandmother also goes dancing several times a week and says the same thing, although she doesn't lie about her age that I know of and is a little sad that her whirlwind of suitors has died down (no sarcasm, I'm pretty sure my nana dates more than I do). She's in her late eighties and says the men all want to dance…

I hate Cat Beast.

LOL, those biceps.

I mean, I kind of wonder how one even defines a "satanic cult." It's only a step more realistic than saying you're in a leprechaun orchestra. I could get a bunch of people together at my house tonight and say we're all members of a satanic cult. Does any group of losers who sit around talking about the darkity…

OMG. Did you ever see that time she guest-starred on Ally McBeal as a woman who had to have a spotlight on her at all times and brought one with her into the courtroom? It's hilarious that that is basically real life.

This is hands down the best version of this gif I have seen.

Oh, I totally agree. I told someone in another thread that this should really be HBO material, because if you're not going to commit to the mind-blowing fuckupedness of it all there's really no point.

OMG, there goes all my time.

I kind of wonder if they're going to drop the guardian-seduction stuff and just say she's spent the last ten years on her ballet career, maybe introduce BadBoyDancerHusband and then pick up with her launching her crazy revenge plan.

Yeah, I don't particularly want to see that actress in a sex scene with a 45-year-old guy. Blargh. Also, speaking of her looks I thought it was so funny that I kept seeing comments everywhere about how Shipka was "not beautiful enough" to be Cathy, "not sexy or womanly at all," you have to believe that every man would…

God, it was such a disappointment when I started having sex and realized what men's sex drives and physical capabilities are actually like. I fully expected to get laid multiple times daily because hey, men think about sex every seven seconds, right? The only reason men aren't constantly having sex is because the…