My favorite part is him touting his Christianity while referring to non-believers and anyone else he dislikes as "Godless twats," pussies, fatasses, shitheads, etc, etc. So much inspiring moral high ground there.

I did something similar when I was on OkC, I changed mine to the Austin area because I was traveling down there a lot and thought it would be fun to go on some dates while in town. I had the same experience, toooooons of messages but obviously the majority were just looking at the pretty pictures and not reading the…

I kind of want to grow up to be your grandfather.

My grandmother also goes dancing several times a week and says the same thing, although she doesn't lie about her age that I know of and is a little sad that her whirlwind of suitors has died down (no sarcasm, I'm pretty sure my nana dates more than I do). She's in her late eighties and says the men all want to dance…

I mean, I kind of wonder how one even defines a "satanic cult." It's only a step more realistic than saying you're in a leprechaun orchestra. I could get a bunch of people together at my house tonight and say we're all members of a satanic cult. Does any group of losers who sit around talking about the darkity…

OMG. Did you ever see that time she guest-starred on Ally McBeal as a woman who had to have a spotlight on her at all times and brought one with her into the courtroom? It's hilarious that that is basically real life.

This is hands down the best version of this gif I have seen.

Oh, I totally agree. I told someone in another thread that this should really be HBO material, because if you're not going to commit to the mind-blowing fuckupedness of it all there's really no point.

OMG, there goes all my time.

I kind of wonder if they're going to drop the guardian-seduction stuff and just say she's spent the last ten years on her ballet career, maybe introduce BadBoyDancerHusband and then pick up with her launching her crazy revenge plan.

Yeah, I don't particularly want to see that actress in a sex scene with a 45-year-old guy. Blargh. Also, speaking of her looks I thought it was so funny that I kept seeing comments everywhere about how Shipka was "not beautiful enough" to be Cathy, "not sexy or womanly at all," you have to believe that every man would…

God, it was such a disappointment when I started having sex and realized what men's sex drives and physical capabilities are actually like. I fully expected to get laid multiple times daily because hey, men think about sex every seven seconds, right? The only reason men aren't constantly having sex is because the…

"These are things I have never even heard of," he told the paper. "It is impossible to believe these things are true. This is not how the Missoula County Attorney's Office conducts itself. These are half-truths, mistruths and maybe even outright lies."

I find it, shall we say, incredibly suspect that people who brag about their IQs always have an IQ "in the neighborhood of 160."

Yeah, this whole idea that women should withhold sex so that men are forced into marrying them if they want to get laid (because why else would a man ever want to commit to a relationship, amirite?) is fucked up and pretty insulting to both men and women. It sounds like one of those shitty PUA tactics where they're…

It lost me as soon as they had their first date or hangout session or whatever and he was all "Lie down in the street for no reason! Why are you so uptight?" And then their big romance featured them having tantrumy fights where she melodramatically pounds him with her fists and then he hits himself. Just...pass.

I really recommend reading the judge's findings in the Allen/Farrow custody case (linked in Maureen Orth's fact-checking article). Allen had been in therapy regarding his inappropriate behavior with Dylan - before the abuse allegation or Mia finding out about Allen and Soon-Yi. The psychologist refers to it as not…

It doesn't really make any sense for Vivid to make her sign a contract saying that she has to pretend it's a sex tape if they didn't make James Deen sign the same contract, which they clearly didn't since he said from the get-go that it was a porno. I also doubt that a porn company would 1) be that invested in…

Those Hayden Kays "here's some text" pieces look exactly like something you could buy at Target or Hobby Lobby (except with more white space and in the case of Hobby Lobby, less Jesus). "Live. Laugh. Love."

This one was from an actor friend of mine, regarding Singer's propensity to use the casting couch to net "questionably young" guys. A quick Google shows that's apparently not news to the internet, though.