She was bad bad bad. I wouldn't have thought it was possible to call someone "pathetic" with such a total lack of anything resembling scorn, disdain, interest or any other emotion.

=/ She and Mariah Carey are two people who I think have naturally perfect hair and for some reason feel compelled to straighten and overbleach it. Like why would you want the same straight blonde hair everyone has when you could have Early 90s Mariah Hair?

Wha? I LOVE Shakira's hair. This hair?

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The author of this article isn't white.

She also seems to fall off tall buildings a lot. At least two separate instances of Mila Kunis freefalling whilst screaming in that two-minute trailer.

My mind automatically went to Barney.

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I was fine with it. I don't think "giant tentacle alien" would have come off well on film at all.

I wanted to like Sucker Punch SO MUCH. I thought the women-trapped-in-an-asylum->exploited in a whorehouse->fighting steampunk dragons fantasy-within-a-fantasy idea was SO COOL. And then it was SO BORING. I wish they'd let someone else handle the screenplay completely and then let Snyder go nuts on the visuals. I…

I'm guessing he's interpreting "patriarchy hurts men too" as "men deserve to die raaaarrrgh!" Because what I *have* seen pointed out to men raging about women not being drafted/in combat is that it's not WOMEN who had control of the armed forces and the government...it was men who held the power in those situations…

Every time I've heard a guy whine about being repeatedly rejected by women he's "irresistably drawn to," it's a case of an unattractive dude who insists on chasing model-attractive women. And he makes being "irresistably drawn" to them out to be some big existential thing instead of just, you know, the fact that…

Yeah, tanga panties, boyshorts, doesn't matter, they all ride up, especially if I'm working out. I wind up with the least amount of fabric up my asscrack if I just wear a g-string.

Why did he sign his own name in quotation marks?

I really enjoy Darabont's King adaptations and I like the short story of The Mist and all, but...it's a short story. There's really not that much material there that needs to be belabored for 10 hours.

He also said that he told her, "You have to say 'I'm sorry I'm late.' " Have to admit, if that's the way someone requested an apology I probably wouldn't do it either. I'm a grown woman, not a five-year-old who needs out of time-out. She shouldn't have been late, but he sounds like he's working with a bit of an ego…

I was neutral on Claflin going in, no prior opinion on which actor was "meant" for the role. I thought the initial sugar cube scene was kind of cringeworthy, but when they got into the arena I totally bought him as Finnick. He and Mags were perfect together.

I agree. The "Enough said" especially struck me as unnecessarily snotty, like she's telling someone off rather than sending home a courtesy note. I probably wouldn't have specified that I don't want to touch or be near the kids, either. Why not just say "hey, we all know that small children run around a lot, spill…

I thought this was a much better film all-around too. They did a much better job than I anticipated of building a sense of dread and dissent and showing Katniss's mental state without making the film a depressing slog or disjointed mess. The only thing that took me out of the story just a twinge was that watching…