Where on earth is this magnificent gif from?

Bless you for linking this. Oh my God. He just keeps getting crazier and more awful.

Kind of surprised no one ever mentions Mojo World in their rush to name all of the gladiatorial media-satire concepts that The Hunger Games has "ripped off."

Raise your hand if you thought the hedgehog was going to be playing the wrecking ball.

Wow, I vastly prefer his vocals. He enunciates better than she does, too.

My vet periodically takes in and adopts out stray kittens, and he told me it was a lot harder to find people to take the black ones, too. Which is why I now have my black kitty. Who is indeed super-hard to photograph. I have a decent camera but she still looks like a big black blob with eyes more than half the time.

They are old as soon as they are no longer very young.

Personally, the part I hate in The Stand is when Frannie reflects on how badly she needs a man and thinks about how women's creed should be "Thank you, men" because men are the ones who built the railroads and civilized the wilderness and whatnot. I was like what the fuck, Stephen King. Pioneer women weren't exactly…

It has a nice creepy atmosphere. Visually, I think the "coldness" works and that alien feel Kubrick gives the hotel would have been great married to the emotional aspects of the story King wrote. But like you said, they basically threw the whole story out the window. As an adaptation it sucks. In the movie, Jack seems…

I used to keep my horse on a private road with a locked gate with a No Trespassing sign, and people would still just park in front of the gate and come walking on back and wander around. Once there was a couple with a metal detector sweeping the ground. And inevitably they're always like, "Oh hey, do you own this? I…

He just went on Entertainment Tonight talking about how he's waiting tables now, thus prompting "Former Reality Star Now Waiting Tables" headlines. Paparazzi are scum and all, but no one has been following him until now and if he hadn't put himself back in the public eye with an interview no one would remember he…

Aaryn does the same thing with "I'm Southern." You also see it when someone inevitably says things like "We've all done it," or "Oh, you've never gotten mad and said mean things?" when apologizing for people like Mel Gibson who let their inner racist out. It's just the asshole's way of saying "I'm not racist because…

It's so weird to me that the same people who insist that men should be the heads of the household Because Penis and that women don't make good leaders because they have periods and cry will turn around and spout this kind of stuff, which basically casts men as big babies who don't have the basic coping skills to deal…

Well, Amy Adams just played Lois Lane and she's 39. Jessica Chastain is nothing to sneeze at either. (Go gingers!)

It drives me crazy that one of the go-to arguments to "prove" that we have to have limits on women's bodily autonomy is "Well HOW LONG should abortion be legal for? What if a woman wants an abortion FIVE MINUTES BEFORE BIRTH?"

I think Nat was my first fictional crush.

That's fine. Did you see when Kristen Wiig dressed up as Michael Jordan for Jimmy Fallon's show? She wore a bald cap, because he's bald. And she wore his jersey. No blackface, everyone still got it. It's painting yourself black that's not cool. Like you said, it's historically been used to make black people into a…

My favorite has to be LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS SHENANIGANS, although I'm also amused by the inclusion of "without hesitation" on the description of Miley groping a woman's buttocks. Apparently it's worse if you don't deliberate before grabbing asses.

Why are any of these people watching MTV and the VMAs in the first place, if they're shocked and offended by people wearing skimpy clothes and "exposing their tongues"? The only thing new here is the giant bears. Some pop star does a "shocking" sexual performance practically every year.

Oh yeah. When my parents divorced my evangelical father continued to send me "gifts" for several years, always religious books written for teenage girls about how to be a good Christian (always with brightly colored 90s-looking covers, to appeal to Teh Teenz). The only passage I remember was one explaining how when…