I'm not sure what the everliving fuck she's done to her waist, but she's quite pretty without the makeup:

"The baby is smaller than a grain of sugar"

It is not. The most common cosmetic surgery is breast augmentation, followed by liposuction and nose jobs.

Have you seen Courtney Stodden lately, the F-list celebrity who's known for being a "teen bride" married to the creepy prison guard from the Green Mile? She now has these gargantuan implants on this teeny body and one of the first comments I read on the photos of this development was, "She looks like a Rob Liefeld…

God, I loved this movie when I was in junior high.

It's on Netflix! Six: The Mark Unleashed. You will lose IQ points.

I watched it because of him! I had no idea it was a religious movie starting out and I was all, "Whoo, Daddy Winchester in an apocalypse film!" and then I was like "...what the fuck am I watching?"

I saw one starring Stephen Baldwin (as a saintly Christian leader imprisoned for his beliefs, of course) where everyone gets the mark of the Beast in the form of chips in their hands and joins "The Community," or else are ostracized and imprisoned. Christians are beheaded. The only detail I could glean about what "The…

Ah, the good old moral "family values" anti-choicers, who just want to respect and protect women so much that they call any teenage girl who dares to contradict them a whore.

Wow, Aaryn is fucking vile. And she is unnervingly empty behind the eyes. Like, the whole time she's trashing Candice's bed she barely has any expression, and then even while she's taunting her with the ghetto impersonation she kind of has this detached air like she's just watching to see what she'll do. She reminds…

I think it's especially hilarious (and typical) when the "what about the meeennnzz" types spend all their time whining on a feminist website about how women aren't talking about THEM and paying attention to THEM and doing all the work on problems that THEY want addressed, instead of actually getting off their asses…

I mean, the whole "find a husband in college" recommendation presupposes that you will not only find someone you want to spend your entire life with in that specific four-year period (before you ever actually experience life as an independent adult, but I digress), but that that same person will want you back and will…

Really, other than the town being under the dome and villainous Big Jim grabbing power and making drugs, it's not very much like the book. Barbie is apparently a murderer (we don't know the reasons yet), Rusty I guess is not going to be in it because he's a firefighter stuck outside the dome, the characters of Carolyn…

HAHAHA. I was assuming it was some kind of contact sport! Or at least something like racquetball where there's a possibility of getting beaned by something.

Oh yeah. When I get my legs waxed my waxer always does my big toe and the tops of my feet.

I don't love feet, but I don't have any strong revulsion for them either. As far as flip-flops go, in hot weather wouldn't it be better to have your feet in the open air so that they don't sweat as much and they can air out when they do sweat? Because I used to wear socks and boots all day while teaching horseback…

Especially the trash man! Like, the guy has to pick up smelly bags of trash from every single house in your neighborhood and the neighborhoods beyond, you think he's stopping to paw through your rotting food scraps and used tissues because what you throw out is just so fucking fascinating?

I do wax eveeerrrything. Are you wanting the pasties to be flat, just for nipple camoflague? I make all of my own (out of stuff that's too stiff to give you a natural silhouette under a bra), so I have not used any of these myself, but some of the girls I know recommend this place:

Haha, the only practical use I'm familiar with is in period pieces - a lot of modern actresses have waxed/lasered off their pubic hair, and if they need to do a historically accurate nude scene they'll put a merkin on them.

Yeah, I don't even find her ironically amusing. She is stupid and terrible.