"Furious muscle toddler" is possibly the most apt description of Chris Brown I've ever read.

IT'S SO FLUFFY.

Wow, that's one hell of a totally natural growth spurt her boobs had in the last five years.

Funny how the same people who complain about minorities "popping out babies" are often the same people who vote to deny minorities access to affordable health care, contraception and abortion.

There was an MRA guy - I think the one who ran the "Ameriskanks Suck" page - that wrote this triumphant novella about having a picnic with his submissive, feminine Asian wife, watching the sun go down while she rested her head in his lap and he stroked her hair, and she laughed at the idea of feminism and said things…

I think it's supposed to be a "it won't do x so much as y" construction.

Earlier this year he said he thinks black people should be put back on plantations so they can learn what it means to have a work ethic. Guy has issues, to put it mildly.

I'm from the South and have no problem with what you said. I wonder that myself a lot, and occasionally when our lawmakers get up to their racist, misogynist shit I think that I'd love it if the government would just tell them to go fuck themselves and try doing it their way, because that's the only way they're going…

In service to my Jeffrey Dean Morgan crush, I once watched a movie called Six: The Mark Unleashed. It starred the religious Baldwin brother. I figured it would be a crappy apocalypse movie, but I didn't realize until I started watching (and to my credit and as testament to the movie's utter lack of subtlety, I caught…

Wasn't Asha Greyjoy renamed Yara on the show?

The thing about dogs preferring the plate of food a person prefers even if there's another plate with more food is interesting. My cat doesn't like human food, in terms of actually eating it, but whenever I sit down to eat something she MUST investigate it. She'll grab my hand or intercept my spoon with her little paw…

EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR LEGS YOU'RE MESSING WITH *LIVES*, WHORE!

Wow, she is much prettier without makeup, I think.

It will never cease to amaze me the way anti-choicers refer to "the left" and "abortionists" and their "mission to kill children in the womb" as though they're just sneaking up and stealth-aborting babies and people like Governor Bryant just need to get between them and The Womb. Even while they concern troll about…

That cat looks like a Pillow Pet.

Aww, worth the wait! He looks so huggable!

There's a good selection of full-butt, DD+ and high-waisted vintage-y inspired type suits on ASOS.com. I got this adorable red two-piece from there - I'm really only a fullish C, but the suit only came in D and up so I was like, eh, I'll fake it. Places like ModCloth and Pinup Girl Clothing have a lot of that stuff,…

I don't know how, but I very much want to see the cat!

Celebrity "dirt" = gossip. It just refers to the type of column it is, especially since it's often reporting not-necessarily-factual stuff that's going around like "Jennifer Aniston cries herself to sleep every night because she wants a baby." It's like a tabloid roundup, the way a magazine's "mail bag" is a…

I am loving the weird Muppet things just randomly hanging out at the desk. And the set kind of looks like a spaceship. I have no idea what I just watched and this show is better than all American shows.