I'm from the South and have no problem with what you said. I wonder that myself a lot, and occasionally when our lawmakers get up to their racist, misogynist shit I think that I'd love it if the government would just tell them to go fuck themselves and try doing it their way, because that's the only way they're going…

In service to my Jeffrey Dean Morgan crush, I once watched a movie called Six: The Mark Unleashed. It starred the religious Baldwin brother. I figured it would be a crappy apocalypse movie, but I didn't realize until I started watching (and to my credit and as testament to the movie's utter lack of subtlety, I caught…

Wasn't Asha Greyjoy renamed Yara on the show?

The thing about dogs preferring the plate of food a person prefers even if there's another plate with more food is interesting. My cat doesn't like human food, in terms of actually eating it, but whenever I sit down to eat something she MUST investigate it. She'll grab my hand or intercept my spoon with her little paw…

EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR LEGS YOU'RE MESSING WITH *LIVES*, WHORE!

Wow, she is much prettier without makeup, I think.

It will never cease to amaze me the way anti-choicers refer to "the left" and "abortionists" and their "mission to kill children in the womb" as though they're just sneaking up and stealth-aborting babies and people like Governor Bryant just need to get between them and The Womb. Even while they concern troll about…

That cat looks like a Pillow Pet.

Aww, worth the wait! He looks so huggable!

There's a good selection of full-butt, DD+ and high-waisted vintage-y inspired type suits on ASOS.com. I got this adorable red two-piece from there - I'm really only a fullish C, but the suit only came in D and up so I was like, eh, I'll fake it. Places like ModCloth and Pinup Girl Clothing have a lot of that stuff,…

I don't know how, but I very much want to see the cat!

Celebrity "dirt" = gossip. It just refers to the type of column it is, especially since it's often reporting not-necessarily-factual stuff that's going around like "Jennifer Aniston cries herself to sleep every night because she wants a baby." It's like a tabloid roundup, the way a magazine's "mail bag" is a…

I am loving the weird Muppet things just randomly hanging out at the desk. And the set kind of looks like a spaceship. I have no idea what I just watched and this show is better than all American shows.

In the story of the tar baby, Brother Fox makes a baby out of tar and dresses it up, and Brother Rabbit tries to talk to it, thinking it is real. Of course it doesn't answer, and Brother Rabbit gets mad and hits it. His hand gets stuck in the tar, so he gets madder and kicks it, and gets stuck worse, and so on. So in…

I think it's because the first season's plot was a mess that ran out of story well before the end, and they had nowhere else to go so they just started over. I am surprised that if they were reusing actors they didn't keep Alexandra Breckenridge, since they used her in so much LOOK THERE'S A HOT GIRL IN OUR SHOW…

Delivering the speech in tongues would be amazing though. I'd love to see that hit the mainstream airwaves. People speaking in tongues is one of the weirdest fucking things in the world. Even as a child I could not believe what I was witnessing. (People being Slain in the Spirit had the same effect; I don't remember a…

That's the college I thought of when I read this headline; I totally clicked through to see if I was right.

I LOLed.

Wow, really? I was in school in the 90s and all we got was that 5th grade girls' talk about periods and deodorant and a 7th grade assembly where we were told that the AIDS virus can pass right through a condom. But I'm in the Bible Belt. I would kind of have liked to learn how to check for lumps, although I'm sure my…

Oh, so women that don't want children should just be virgins until they're 50 and menopausal, and never ever have sex with their husbands? Good luck with that, I'm sure it'll totally catch on, since it's so realistic and not fucking stupid.