Baby panda needs to work on his core. One cannot live by bamboo-lifting alone little guy.

And if she had remembered all the details of everything around her, they'd doubtless have said that she wasn't really raped because if she was REALLY getting raped, she wouldn't be paying attention to all those other things.

And we all know that we are, after all, really just props for men to use to gain self-knowledge!

Tyson, it took a lot because nature gave you a head start and all, but your hotness quotient just decreased by like 90%.

Congratulations, you just made an article about cultural whitewashing - aka the overrepresentation of white people in the media and the erasure of people of color in the same - ALL ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE.

There were multiple people downthread saying that when they read the books, they pictured Cinna as black because of the gold eyeliner, or felt that the gold eyeliner was indicative of his skin color. I assume that this is what the OP is asking about.

What's sad for Lisa is that no matter how many husbands she fucks, she's still going to become "that woman alone in the kitchen." Married or not, she too is going to age and reach a point where the shallow, easily bored guys she relies on to boost her self esteem no longer see her as the mysterious, sexy fantasy woman…

I know, I can't even focus on the substance of the article because I'm too busy wondering how exactly 1985 twinkled.

I have had that exact conversation too. One woman was convinced that because her sister took birth control pills in her 20s, said sister had a miscarriage when she got pregnant ten years later. No matter what I said she was just like, "I just don't think we really know all the things that can happen when we put…

But but, Viagra is CORRECTING a medical PROBLEM, and pregnancy isn't a DISEASE, it's a natural and intended thing and you don't NEED to take medication to prevent it, unless you're just a slutty slut slut, in which case keep your legs together!

Ooh, that I do not know. Maybe by making it limp and slimy it made it easier for it to break up and slide on down the pipes?

I usually glop a good amount down, wait fifteen minutes or so for it to get its dissolve on, run some hot water to dissipate some of the hopefully-loosened hair, then glop some more down on the newly exposed hairball-portion.

Also a possibility for getting rid of hair clogs: Nair. It dissolves hair and will not ruin your pipes. Probably couldn't get rid of a massive hairball, but it's worked for me before when Drano and the like failed.

Or as I like to call them, "dick fingers."

To your last question, yes. I walked into a local bookstore about two years ago and the girl at the counter was talking to a patron about how she really believes Obama is "the Antichrist, or at least his right-hand man." She goes, "And he's put all his people into the government, so even once he's out of office he'll…

Wait, "the federal government" only "paying" for one or two babies per person would be a bad thing? I thought Republicans didn't want the federal government to pay for ANYTHING, much less people's personal reproductive decisions. I thought that if you couldn't afford kids you weren't supposed to have any, and that…

I'm with you on this. If a man is going to pick apart a woman's appearance because she doesn't fit into a conventionally attractive mold (or you know, if as in Rihanna's case she DOES but he still feels the need to stress why she's still not hot enough for his standards), I have no problem pointing out that he falls…

He's basically said that he thinks premarital sex should be outlawed.

And if they start making money, it's harder to use your own money to coerce them into financial and social dependence the way God intended!