What's sad for Lisa is that no matter how many husbands she fucks, she's still going to become "that woman alone in the kitchen." Married or not, she too is going to age and reach a point where the shallow, easily bored guys she relies on to boost her self esteem no longer see her as the mysterious, sexy fantasy woman…

I know, I can't even focus on the substance of the article because I'm too busy wondering how exactly 1985 twinkled.

I have had that exact conversation too. One woman was convinced that because her sister took birth control pills in her 20s, said sister had a miscarriage when she got pregnant ten years later. No matter what I said she was just like, "I just don't think we really know all the things that can happen when we put…

But but, Viagra is CORRECTING a medical PROBLEM, and pregnancy isn't a DISEASE, it's a natural and intended thing and you don't NEED to take medication to prevent it, unless you're just a slutty slut slut, in which case keep your legs together!

Ooh, that I do not know. Maybe by making it limp and slimy it made it easier for it to break up and slide on down the pipes?

I usually glop a good amount down, wait fifteen minutes or so for it to get its dissolve on, run some hot water to dissipate some of the hopefully-loosened hair, then glop some more down on the newly exposed hairball-portion.

Also a possibility for getting rid of hair clogs: Nair. It dissolves hair and will not ruin your pipes. Probably couldn't get rid of a massive hairball, but it's worked for me before when Drano and the like failed.

Or as I like to call them, "dick fingers."

To your last question, yes. I walked into a local bookstore about two years ago and the girl at the counter was talking to a patron about how she really believes Obama is "the Antichrist, or at least his right-hand man." She goes, "And he's put all his people into the government, so even once he's out of office he'll…

Wait, "the federal government" only "paying" for one or two babies per person would be a bad thing? I thought Republicans didn't want the federal government to pay for ANYTHING, much less people's personal reproductive decisions. I thought that if you couldn't afford kids you weren't supposed to have any, and that…

I'm with you on this. If a man is going to pick apart a woman's appearance because she doesn't fit into a conventionally attractive mold (or you know, if as in Rihanna's case she DOES but he still feels the need to stress why she's still not hot enough for his standards), I have no problem pointing out that he falls…

He's basically said that he thinks premarital sex should be outlawed.

And if they start making money, it's harder to use your own money to coerce them into financial and social dependence the way God intended!

You can put your work colleagues on a "Work" list and your real friends on a "Real Friends" list and you can set each individual status you post to be visible to just your real friends, or just your work friends, or to everyone. That's what I do. My wider circle of Acquaintances gets the "happy holidays" or "here's…

That's crazy. I don't really see how demanding an FB password and full access to the account is any different than demanding access to a personal e-mail account or the messages on a person's phone. If they choose to make parts of the profile publicly accessible, okay. But if your content's not public and is in fact…

"Another doctor described a horrifying scenario where she was forced to watch a woman bleed to death after her request to intervene in the pregnancy was declined on the grounds that fetal heartbeat was still present."

In fairness, Paris herself said this about the (IIRC) then-34-year-old Zeta Graff: "She is old and should stay home with her child instead of being at night clubs with young people." So by her own ageist yardstick she should be like, retiring from society by now.

For women in the early weeks of pregnancy - the "fuzzy dot" stage - the abortion might well be a medical abortion, i.e. a pill or shot. So it's not invasive at all, it just triggers what is essentially a very heavy period. To give you some context, a 5-week embryo could fit on your thumbnail. At six to seven weeks the…

What's hilarious/sad is that I think there's like two abortion clinics in this entire state.

Incidentally, the same guy who tried to pass that "ban the eating of fetuses" bill has introduced a bill attempting to end Oklahoma's recognition of the U.S. Supreme Court's authority and ban the Court from reviewing Oklahoma laws. He wants Oklahoma to have its own in-state committee to decide if bills are…