One night you'll wake up beneath the long and disapproving shadow of Purity Bear, looming at your bedside while he stares down at you with his button eyes. They will be black, fathomless voids, much like the pit of sin into which you flung your virtue.

This is what happens when exhibitionists are sexually repressed.

I wonder if she'd be willing to back up her "reformed murderer" label with actual action, like you know, going to jail as atonement for her crime like all the other murderers have to. I'm guessing not.

Too bad we can't file forced-pregnancy-and-birth lawsuits against all the so-called "pro-lifers" who lie, legislate, intimidate, physically interfere, and commit terrorism to block women from medical services. Pretty sure those would outnumber the forced abortion ones.

Maybe it was a fetal twin.

Does a facelift necessarily have to pull your eyebrows into a new shape, or is that just the result of pulling too tight? (That's not intended as snark, it's a genuine question. I just see a lot of facelifts or alleged lifts where the eyebrows are more arched in the "after." Just wondering if it'd be possible to lift…

Insider.com reported that he was actually just suffering from dehydration.

Jesus, put your sexxay photos on the internet like everyone else and get over it.

"Remember that fantasy you've always had about being in a foreign exotic country and having a beautiful woman smile at you and wink? Well if that happens, you won't be able to follow up on it, at least not without being unfaithful."

Here's the thing. MRAs don't just advocate for greater equality in things like child custody, which is the assumption that some people downthread seem to be making with the "how dare you mock the MRAs, it's just like civil rights" bullshit. The MRA movement is predicated on the belief that WOMEN CONTROL EVERYTHING and…

Never found him attractive, and since his stupid comments defending Roman Polanksi and saying that doing a magazine photoshoot is like being raped, I pretty much consider him a dickhead as well.

So if the marriages never existed, does his cheating still count? Or does this rewriting of history mean that he was just a single guy dating all that time. It's too confusing.

Probably not who you were thinking of, but I actually thought it was Mary Steenburgen for a second.

"My comments were not directed at the mother's right to breastfeed. They were just a reaction to the location of that choice, and the fashion in which it was executed on that occasion. I respect the mother's right to feed her child whenever and wherever she pleases."

LOL, you know why you and your like-minded buddies are "non-practicing" hebephiles, dude? It's because 14-year-old girls don't want to fuck you. It's because when you check out high school freshmen at the mall or the beach, they see you, wait to get the hell away from you, and then shudder-laugh with their friends…

Ron Paul has repeatedly pushed anti-choice legislation. HE HAS ACTIVELY TRIED TO MAKE ABORTION ILLEGAL. He only wants power to go the states so that women will lose the protection of Roe v. Wade, and he keeps trying to make it law that fetuses are "people" in order to ensure that the states will ALL have to outlaw…

It really is ridiculous and sad that all these women don't seem to get that kids like shiny things, like to play dress-up, like to play make-believe - that doesn't mean they're "interested" in being a professional performer. Even if your kid's a ham, they'd be just as happy putting on Grandma's high heels and singing…

I like that bit, too. Like she's patting herself on the back for accepting that when you go to work you have to actually, gasp, work. It's funny how people like this always reveal how entitled they really are just by what they see fit to include in their I'm-so-hardworking-and-not-entitled stories. I bet she also bore…

To quote Kristen Schaal, "Men need to realize their penis has far more power over them than it does over us."

You know, *I* used to be a smiling, jumping, ball-playing child. I wonder when I stopped counting as a precious irreplaceable life? (I suspect it was around the time I got breasts.)