Jesus, put your sexxay photos on the internet like everyone else and get over it.

"Remember that fantasy you've always had about being in a foreign exotic country and having a beautiful woman smile at you and wink? Well if that happens, you won't be able to follow up on it, at least not without being unfaithful."

Here's the thing. MRAs don't just advocate for greater equality in things like child custody, which is the assumption that some people downthread seem to be making with the "how dare you mock the MRAs, it's just like civil rights" bullshit. The MRA movement is predicated on the belief that WOMEN CONTROL EVERYTHING and…

Never found him attractive, and since his stupid comments defending Roman Polanksi and saying that doing a magazine photoshoot is like being raped, I pretty much consider him a dickhead as well.

So if the marriages never existed, does his cheating still count? Or does this rewriting of history mean that he was just a single guy dating all that time. It's too confusing.

Probably not who you were thinking of, but I actually thought it was Mary Steenburgen for a second.

"My comments were not directed at the mother's right to breastfeed. They were just a reaction to the location of that choice, and the fashion in which it was executed on that occasion. I respect the mother's right to feed her child whenever and wherever she pleases."

LOL, you know why you and your like-minded buddies are "non-practicing" hebephiles, dude? It's because 14-year-old girls don't want to fuck you. It's because when you check out high school freshmen at the mall or the beach, they see you, wait to get the hell away from you, and then shudder-laugh with their friends…

Ron Paul has repeatedly pushed anti-choice legislation. HE HAS ACTIVELY TRIED TO MAKE ABORTION ILLEGAL. He only wants power to go the states so that women will lose the protection of Roe v. Wade, and he keeps trying to make it law that fetuses are "people" in order to ensure that the states will ALL have to outlaw…

It really is ridiculous and sad that all these women don't seem to get that kids like shiny things, like to play dress-up, like to play make-believe - that doesn't mean they're "interested" in being a professional performer. Even if your kid's a ham, they'd be just as happy putting on Grandma's high heels and singing…

I like that bit, too. Like she's patting herself on the back for accepting that when you go to work you have to actually, gasp, work. It's funny how people like this always reveal how entitled they really are just by what they see fit to include in their I'm-so-hardworking-and-not-entitled stories. I bet she also bore…

To quote Kristen Schaal, "Men need to realize their penis has far more power over them than it does over us."

You know, *I* used to be a smiling, jumping, ball-playing child. I wonder when I stopped counting as a precious irreplaceable life? (I suspect it was around the time I got breasts.)

Could it have to do with allowing gay couples hospital visitation and next-of-kin authority? That's all I can come up with. Like, they feel that they should be allowed to express their intolerance and disapproval and refuse to acknowledge patients' same-sex partners, but if the hospital/law won't let them discriminate…

Adam Baldwin from Firefly and Chuck is also uber-conservative. He wrote an article for Andrew Breitbart's site about how Sesame Street is leftist propaganda and because the Muppets sing that everyone is special and diversity is good they're promoting "divisive multiculturalism" that's undermining the unity of our…

Yeah, this is my feeling. Especially since they're basically doing the origin story for all these characters over and over again, which makes it doubly lazy IMO - all origin-story movies are about the same and a good two-thirds of the plot is filled with establishing origin-story stuff. I'd be more impressed if…

They had to wear them while they were in captivity, to keep them warm (apparently the oil messed with their feathers' ability to waterproof and insulate them) and to prevent them from licking the oil off their feathers and poisoning themselves. Once they were able to clean the penguins and get them all re-waterproofed…

Seconding the recommendation for Libba Bray's Gemma Doyle trilogy, which starts with A Great and Terrible Beauty. It's set in 1895 but manages to use the antiquated setting to illuminate feminist, class and race issues that are still completely relevant in the present. Also, I think the plot - schoolgirls gain a sense…

I WANT ONE SO BAD. I WANT TO FROLIC AMONG THEM. God help me if I ever had Michael Jackson levels of money I would build myself a penguin zoo. That's probably why the universe has thus far decided not to bestow that kind of money upon me. It's all for the best. Be free little penguins!

Yeah, Robert Pattinson slams Twilight all the time, and everyone thinks it's hilarious and awesome. And I agree, don't get me wrong, but no one calls him an ungrateful brat for saying unflattering but true things about a project he agreed to be a part of. And he's definitely not the first actor to mock one of his own…