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The AV Club
"Those writers won't work for free!"
"D'oh!"

Am I crazy, or is U2's verse of the garbage man song performed by the regular Simpsons cast up until Bono's solo?

Join us, Donald. It's bliiiiiiisss….

Put down those entertaining Mattel products!

Well, size aside, the decor and all that seemed like something any of my rich friends would have been jealous of.

…literally anything anyone has ever done before it was cool…

McLargehuge?

He believed a change should happen! And he carried all the change around with him in a jar!

Stand by for discussion of Age of Consent laws in 10…9…8…

I know it was supposed to be some kind of feminist reclamation, but it really makes perfect sense that Jezebel named itself after a person who's become shorthand for pure evil.

Speaking of harping on things long after they stopped being relevant…

A hepster?

The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party got into online reporting?

(waits patiently for Simpsons reference)

You kid, but that sounds like something I'd actually watch.

Don't you ever talk about The Dissolve like that!