Anyway, you know it could be much darker.
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Sure you're not thinking of Beowulf AKA Viking Massacre Where Angelina Jolie Is Totally Nakers the Whole Time She's Onscreen?

ISN'T THAT AWESOME???

Let's be honest, Harley Quinn basically is Lucy already.
"But Jokeeeeey, I wanna kill the Batman!"

They could have solved all their problems if they just ordered some pizza!
(I have no idea what the plot of Sleepless in Seattle is.)

And then gas-bombs it.

Now they just call her the Column.

It is hard to put food on your family.

It was put there by the Moops.

Dont follow the rules of grammar either!

Hmm. I was thinking of a different Lucille, and now I want to see a foulmouthed and/or murder-clown version of Ricky Ricardo.

Ooh, no one wants to be called a fdong. That shit cuts deep.

Did someone say LOUD NOISES?

I don't know whether you're thinking of Original Flavor Amanda Waller or Skinny Hawt Amanda Waller, but I prefer to envision the former.

They said it'd be edgy!

For a minute, I thought you meant a version of Suicide Squad where they're all a bunch of kids having adventures, which I think we can agree is the best possible version.

Yeah, look at us! We're so dark and edgy! Wait! Wait! Not THAT dark and edgy!

"Don't worry, bro, none of this is canon. But this is!"
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Yes?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.