"Well, it just so happens I have Woody Allen right here…"
"You know nothing of my work."

Awww, I was hoping for a sick burn…

(Sam the Eagle voice)
You are all weirdos.

I'm sorry, people liking Annie Hall is something to snark at now?

I've had it with you, Bad! You're off the force!

Or Robertcop.
http://www.jeremyriad.com/w…

Strong kick - an advanced technique of REX KWON DO!

I like borscht…

But Jazzy Jeff wasn't a White Jeff…

Will White Jeff be working with Japanese Pink Lady?

This show seems more FUBAR-POWRD than anything…

Oh, I just assumed that was some Funny or Die staffer who could do the voice. He's certainly closer with Big Bird than he is with the Count…

I wasn't born yet!

Legs are for MEN! Women should go back to shuffling around on their butts, like nature intended!

So, circus clowns.

Too bad.
It was a cool story, bro.*

Nothing can possibli go wrong!

They are legion.

Heh heh heh
Meem

Well, people were expecting it to go like this:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…