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I'll allow it.

But seriously, he was in the Comet episode.

She had him hanged, drawn and quartered in retaliation for daring to pull out his tracker. That was when she realized that maybe she might have been just a tiny bit too intense.

You mean like the Cherry Soda Girl from… Oh. Oh. This could get teary.

Took me a minute…

A… bubble butt?

It turns stuff into batteries!

Now if only that last Graybles episode hadn't screwed up that whole arc by saying Princess Bubblegum doesn't use the cameras any more…because she drilled trackers into people's bodies! Aw well, maybe that was supposed to take place before The Cooler.

I love how in the Land of Ooo "princess" is actually an upgrade from "king," to the point that this dude is walking around saying he's a princess and wearing a dress like it ain't no thing.

They've each had a different focus, though - Oswalt was all about how demonic Dave sounded, Ellis looked at how depressing the chipmunk vocals were, and this one showcases the instrumentals and goes beyond the Christmas song.

And it was hilarious! But that's not going to keep me from enjoying this.

What's he gonna do next, the flapping dickey?

Wait, Faulkner knew what he was doing?

Then I can dig it.

IF BOOKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MOVIES WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WRITE ABOUT BOOKS

I never sleep
Cause sleep is the cousin of death.

Do kids still use that word, ''cool''?

Slow and steady wins the race.

Only if I can have all of them.

"Well, it was pretty exciting. But celery soup's pretty exciting too!"