Everyone knows the Democratic Party's in the pocket of Big Bada Boom.

What, are we supposed to believe this is some kind of magic nose?

It really took seven hours for someone to say this? Alright…
Milkproof Spambot?

You know, there's still a chance this movie could suck, but even then, we got some awesome short films out of the deal.

That's what you get, Kevin James!
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Ohhh, this is gonna be some good schadenfreude.

So people do kill people?

Silver Age Superman could also be kind of a dumbass, though, so I'm not sure how accurate that would be anyway.

What about Superman? He seems like he'd be pretty chill anyway.

Can't be! The Speed Force was invented by Mark Waid after the Crisis!
OUTNERDED!
(wait, why am I excited about that?)

Yes, but what book is that not true of?

I was gonna complain about the article ignoring all the other Peanuts movies, but I'm not the first or even second person to bring it up, so disregard.

Do you have shitstorm doors?

You know, I'm just gonna go ahead and order you some bodyguards… Trust me, you'll thank me later.

From special guest director Bela Tarr!

My high school history teacher likes telling the story of when he led a trip to Washington DC, and some little shit in a blue blazer corrected him when he talked about the Civil War: "In Chaawlston, we call it the waw of No'thern Aggression."

So, he, uh, kept the neck chain for…sentimental reasons?

So, a Fiasco then.

Mister Burns had them killed.

You keep your nose out of this!