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There's a joke there somewhere, but I'm not touching it.

Don't blame yourself. Blame the boy!
Eep.

Really more of a tragedy.
You know, just in that it exists.

Hey, homeless Dissolver here. I am kind of sad if our bragginess scared people off, but I think there was more going on than that. Not made the commenting community feel like a real community - I really got to know the other guys through those threads and got exposed to some great writing (seriously y'all, go read

"You look like Freddy Krueger's face fucked a topographical map of Idaho."
No he doesn't! He just looks like some guy with a sunburn!

Wait, they change everything that made the comics cool in order to ensure it would be taken seriously, and the villain is still named Victor Von fucking Doom??

I'll correct that to sciences bros, not just because I'm pedantic, but because Tony and Bruce are way too white to be "science brothers."

Not angsty enough!

He was denied a bank loan that same day. And that arsonist had oddly-shaped feet.

Or a homophobic slur!

Well, Ant Man and Captain America already showed that the universe has a history of superheroes, so it could work.

So he'd be dead?

Doesn't everything?

Viva Deadpool?

The TV Industry: grown men without the basic skills of a two year old!