One of the best roast beef sandwiches I’ve ever had came from a Roy Rogers in a NJ rest area.  I’ve never been disappointed with a Roy Rogers meal, and if they’re in an area I’m going to, I’ll be stopping by.

BRING BACK ROY ROGERS

How else are you supposed to get the bottom clean?

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

I agree. The NTSB investigation will likely be short and the trucker and/or trucking company will be hit hard.

Jewish Elvis rubbed me the wrong way. I guess because it didn’t feel like Sarah Sherman was doing anything other than Sarah Sherman mugging at the camera and directly naming Jewish stereotypes in an Elvis-like costume. Maybe if she had bothered to do at least a half-assed Elvis impression I’d feel differently? I don’t…

Speaking of singing, Colin Jost apparently can’t. At all.

• Did anyone else pick up a weird vibe during “Weekend Update” from Colin Jost and Michael Che. Maybe it was about Cecily Strong leaving?

i picked up that bit of trivia somewhere previously...the V6 mustang bumper doesn’t have the exhaust cutouts the GT has, which the R didn’t need with its (both) side exit exhausts.

dedicate a few days of the show to adults only.

Huh. Same sort of event that put AF 447 into the Atlantic. Seems like time to review to see if Air France has a little problem with training on choosing who gets to fly the plane.

Stellantis may have to farm out the Aventador production.

The M200 is a pretty wild concept that was never put into production. The 340R was a far wilder car that actually was produced:

You don’t carry common hand tools with you? Even knowing you’re on a 3 week road cruise? Every car I’ve owned, I’ve always carried common hand tools in it. Even a brand new car.

Imagine a world where this many people were this passionate about stuff like clean drinking water, functional infrastructure, public education, or homelessness. I think I’ve devolved to just being in awe at the efforts people will go for something that has been safely administered to over 200,000,000 people. 

I believe I have just read the perfect sentence. 

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

Sometimes they do it just to be sheer dicks. On a recent drive to another state I watched a young couple (maybe in their 20's) block the left lane and pace the cars on the right to keep people from passing. They would intentionally slow down enough so someone would try and pass by them in the right lane only to speed…

Came here to make sure this had been said. 

This is really going to throw the Insane Clown Posse for a loop.