Yeah I’m also totally hypnotized by that gif.

My uncle’s response when I told him about this:
“It’s his course”

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Red Bull clips your wiiiings.

They have to read the manual before operating the vehicle? So, if they’re not towing it away when they take delivery they’re essentially forced to lie unless they sit in the dealer for hours reading the books.

How frakking fast was he going in a residential area? I know dashcams can make speed to appear faster than actuality, but damn was he cooking! What if kids were playing in the area? Sirens out, but still...

I assume it was some sort of rock concert.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Going beyond the RWB kits, it’s not all about purists being old grumpy codgers, I think this current trend of riveting overfenders onto anything any everything simply isn’t going to age well.

Tazer built into the seat cushion, zap’m in the keister when they don’t respond.

Sorry, for me only a Citroën Visa satellite will do. I have the simplest tastes, I am always satisfied with the best.

An MRI showed that Davies sustained thorax trauma, a fractured vertebrae and a contusion of the left thumb in the crash

In his defense, Trump said “We have to stop the funding of terrorism.”

We’re doing just that...we’re taking 12-billion dollars AWAY form the people we’re thinking are terrorists. He’s literally defunding them.

Doesn’t everybody do it?

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

Sequels are never as good.

“The Engine swap was done 3,500 miles ago but I’m selling this car now for completely unrelated reasons.”

Gas guzzler meaning they are severely limited in the amount of shenanigans they can go get up to and they have to get a job to get up to them. Giving your kid a gas guzzler is good for them, keeps them out of trouble and always willing to do chores for a few bucks for gas money. 

He died at the scene. They could keep him on as a driver, but you’re right, they will probably terminate his contract. Or, conversely, you didn’t read the article per REX2Rs allegation.

Good analysis. But aren’t we forgetting someone?