I haven’t felt this much pain and sorrow since bowling green. #neverforgetbowlinggreen

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.

Here we have a 1983 Subaru 1800GL—Leone to you and me—that’s been de-coupé-ified and turned into a rakish four-seater convertible. The work was done by American Custom Coachworks Ltd. of Beverly Hills, California

The speakers and new rims give me a bit of pause as to how it may have been abused...I mean driven, by the previous owner. Also, I’m not sure how much road salt they lay down in Wichita that may be eating away at this underneath.

Great car to crash into a fountain after faking your own kidnapping to extort your rich husband.

Future president

He’s just reminding everyone that Jesus was a big fan of ostentatious displays of wealth. Dude was always rocking gold chains. They don’t tell you that in Bible study.

Guys could you uh... Could you just give me a minute alone...

I’m confused.

When I was in college I toyed with the idea of buying a hearse. They are a great deal because depreciation hits them hard compared to other Caddies. But then one day I realized that girls don’t want to be taken on a date in a hearse. Alas. Now I’m married to a wonderful woman who says she would not mind a older hearse…

This is precisely why every car should be an Amphicar. That way, the need for ferries is greatly diminished, because the car is the boat.

CP solely for the fact that a friend of mine had one with about 30k more miles on it at the time he got rid of it and it was crap. I don’t know if something went wrong with the suspension or just the bumpy concrete highways of Louisiana, but it ate a set of rear tires cause they were bottoming out on bumps. He ended…

I have seen this uncomfortable ad and it is truly awful. The guy even says it with a wonderful fake gusto that tells me someone might have fed him the line and he figured “sure why not”... UGH.

Every time I see this ad, I die a little inside. And I want to buy a Ford a little more. Or a Dodge. Or a Mazda. Or anything…

And how many of the thieves were named; “Manuel”?

non-snarky “Cool story, bro”

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

This hurts worse than when Chris Berman died.

Of all the layoffs, this one stings the most.

Right? This makes zero sense. Clayton is the complete antithesis of these talking head blabbermouths spewing nothing but fluff and conjecture.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.