I’m so glad that I wan’t the only one having a hard time reading this.

Came here for this!

It’s also the busiest night of the year for pizza deliveries.

Fuck you. Now I’m going to be up all night watching these...

And M-B put the flimsy cupholders above them so that any spilled coffee will short those switches or the radio.

Mouse belts = automatic Crack Pipe.

I can’t believe this is the only Red Green reference. I thought of that immediately.

Another Song About the Rain - Cracker

So what is this Excursion’s VIN number? ;)

It’s an ATM, not an ATM machine.

I’m 42, and I have this really strange, strong urge to want to drive this.

Would also make sense since the 90 year-old driving probably didn’t even realize he hit anything.

It happened to me once. I just had my brakes changed when I had an emergency stop from a deer. The brakes were useless after that.

My thoughts exactly. I once had a deer run right in front of me 3 miles after getting my brakes changed. After I slammed on the brakes, they barely worked at all after that. That was a scary ride back to the shop.

So glad I’m not the only one. Lol

I would LOVE to drive it around for a day, but that would be about it.

People who are too stupid to realize that DRLs are not headlights.

They have not aged well. Especially with later updates where they squared everything off, but kept the round roofline. I still cringe when I see them.

One of my all-time favorite Onion headlinnes:

It also happened last week on the PA turnpike.