Why is is that EVERY time I just want to poke around and browse, The salespeople won’t leave me alone, but when I actually need help, or want to give them my money, they are nowhere to be found??

I totally agree that I need to just see a tiny part of my car to give some context to the image in the mirror.

I was suspicious of that as well. Red flag.

I’ve driven my girlfriend’s Audi 20 times, and still haven’t figured out how to change the radio station.

That’s a lot of money, but those seat belts are an automatic deal-killer. I’ve had a few near-death experiences.

Maybe not the saddest, but definitely the strangest. I was on a road trip to our nation’s capital and a seized idler pulley started to shred the belt of my 1998 Mustang. It was a bad part of DC. This was pre-smart phones, so it was fruitless calling my mom, who was barely computer literate, to direct me to an auto…

The Adam Carolla Project

I wear a pair of insulated bib overalls that are extremely easy to get on and off.

I’m surprised kanuter valve wasn’t on the list.

My first car was a 1983 Camaro Berlinetta. The radio would shut off when I pulled the parking brake.

I drove 2 hours to a dealer last weekend, and they wanted NINE Thousand more than they were advertising on two cars their website. They did say there was “Some wiggle room.” I would never do business with a company like that.

Not quite as bad as in 1996 when in Pittsburgh when a dozen cars parked on the Allegheny Wharf filled with water from a flood, froze, and then got crushed by a barge that was moored there as the waters receded. There’s nothing quite like seeing flattened cars filled with ice.

Some of those squares are for headlight washers...

That’s definitely going to be my new desktop background.

Maybe the guy just has some strange fetish of girls throwing dildos at him.

I bought two new, a 1998 and a 2007. I loved them and put 200,000 miles on both of them without any major issues. I would have loved a V8, but the insurance bump is pretty significant.

La Cheeserie

Mercedes may be a “luxury” brand in the US, but hey market econoboxes in a lot of other markets. (And cargo vans here)

I agree. I hate the people with the “26.2" stickers on their car. If you like running so much, why are you driving?