I remember going on a test drive in one of those boxy Volvos with my dad. He said the ride reminded him the armored personnel carriers that he drove in Vietnam.

Translation:”Why don’t you two get a garage!”

That thing is huge. I can’t really tell the size of the lots from the picture, but it looks like his neighbors driveway is right next to his. This thing might belong in a storage lot around the corner for $80/month. His neighbors may even pitch in for the bill.

Or my Pizza Hut sign from when I used to deliver.

Those giant tires are filled with helium, right?

It looks 100 times better with the top down. Still not worth $25,000, though.

My first thought:

Found out the hard way that you really need to grease the caliper pins. It is almost impossible to remove them when they seize to the bracket. It only takes a minute.

My $150 helmet has a red light on the back. I use it if there is fog or rain or haze. It would be nice if it coordinated with the brake light. It shouldn’t cost that much to send a signal to active it wirelessly.

Portrait mode is only OK when recording things/people falling from buildings or rocket launches.

There is a term: Amish

Their website had me pulling out my hair this past weekend. I was trying to order two small parts for in-store pickup. (I wanted to spend as little time as possible in that place)

Gas was leaking from the back of my ‘95 Mustang. (I thought that I should get that fixed.) Garage told me that it was some special gas tank and it would be $1100. Long story short, after buying a used tank for $65 and dropping my tank, I clearly saw that it was just the $15 filler gasket.

COTD

Are you sure there wasn’t an alligator in the back seat?

Pretty Sure That’s a Lambo, Dude

Daytime running lights integrated into the headlights. Every night, I see 2-4 people who are driving around wondering whey their headlights are so dim.

Being a BMW, that might have been the first time those bulbs were ever used.

It looks like Tom Brady got a hold of it.

The radio on my ‘82 Camaro would go off whenever I pulled the parking brake.