When I bought the SNES mini recently I thought it would be a great chance to finally play old games for real rather than cheating my way though them the way I did as an inpatient game genie owning punk kid. Two hours into playing I remembered what old games could be like and immediately started abusing the save state…
I streamed Heavy Rain on our Twitch channel last year, having a strange fondness for that game. But Madison’s introduction was something I called out in my post-mortem.
Madison in Heavy Rain is treated like absolute shit. If I remember, her introductory scene in the game includes her half naked being assaulted by a burglar with her being “killed” no matter *what* you do...only to learn it’s a dream sequence followed by a shower scene.
IQ doesn’t measure parental responsibility (plenty of high-intelligence negligent parents, plenty of low-intelligence parents who raise good kids), so not only is your measure eugenic, it would be ineffective at addressing irresponsible parenting.
Better ideas:
1) Everyone has to stand for the anthem but the anthem is now, “Let’s go Crazy” by Prince.
2) All players stand for the anthem ON the united states flag.
3) All players who choose to kneel for the anthem must also be iced.
4) Cops stop harassing, assaulting and killing innocent people (HAHA jkjkjkjk!)
5) Any…
So, on official review, it was determined that it was not a vote.
...you’re aware that Fox News and Fox are separate networks, right?
“Derp derp derp people who watch Fox News watch Fox” comments are among my least favorite things on the internet, because they make no sense.
so we should romaine vigilant?
If there is any justice, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero will be continually employed from now on.
truly incredible collection of comedic talent
Ironically: Antarctica.
Meh, I’d rather play the game:
Wow I didn’t know it was possible to be a hipster at 8.
That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.
Missed opportunity to play it off like a boss:
It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People