I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you type “no pun intended,” you intended the pun!

“allowing them to see all the embarrassing “Book Ideas” you’ve been writing in Notes.”

AVClub Jr.’s hands are otherwise occupied.

I fully support you guys in this. We may give y’all a lot of shit around here - most of it undeserved - but this is still one of the finest places around for pop culture writing, and especially for film writing.

I’ve never drank regular milk, but I still greatly enjoy the occasional chocolate milk. But that says more about me than it does about the acceptability of drinking milk.

Seconded! And you should be using something good, like cheddar, not a “waxy square” of American. This ill-informed writer is casting unnecessary aspersions on the great and noble art of crafting burgers!

They seem to rotate in and out every couple of months for some reason.

“I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

Wait for a Friday afternoon O’Neal, when he’s been hitting the whiskey. Then you’ll witness gold.

But then Ted Cruz will have nothing to do on Twitter!

Yup, nothing’s more hilarious than casual racism!

“Scat”

But then he’d be stealing our bit!

I kid you not, as soon as the Cubs won the Series, I texted my family saying it was a sign of the End Times and Trump was going to win.

It truly is the blurst of times.

Looks fine to me.

69th?

Ooh, this review has me even more excited. Still one of my favorite bands, and they were my first concert.

Dangit, making this joke is the only reason I even clicked this article!