He's hoping Scientology can teach him how to bring Cecil B. De Mille back to life.

BearMan CorBun.

*breaks out into a cold sweat and uncontrollable shivering, softly muttering "Vista… Vista…*

That was maybe the best tech review I've ever read. And genuinely useful!

When curved TVs came out, I read five different articles about what made them better, and I don't think any of them gave the same reasons.

Surprisingly, they decided to go with GWAR.

I'd never have guessed…

I thought you were just into your brother?

Really? I NEVER notice bad singing and I love Brosnan, and I couldn't stand his singing.

Pierce Brosnan is forever young and virile!

*hastily deletes browser history*

(I now realize that was from Hot Rod, and not a Kenny Powers line, but fuck it. Still works.)

I'VE BEEN DRINKING DRY MARTINIS ALL GODDAMN DAY!

Wasn't today the Indy 500? I think that's the reason for the timing.

Is this that Gambit movie they keep insisting is happening?

He bribed Teti with a 55-gallon drum of lube.

I mean, we TALK about sex a lot, we just don't have it.

I just LOVE the creativity of the worlds. I'm able to forgive a lot for that kind of thing.

That is quite likely the weirdest thing I've ever typed.

What about Dikachu? He might want to just for the novelty of the combination makeout/blowjob.